Slaaaaag

A bird I went to school with text me on Sunday saying happy birthday etc so I asked how she was. After a few texts I got "are you still with your bird" I replied yes, and she said "Shame ;-) , could have came round yours for a birthday to remember"

****ing slaaaaaag. Not talked to her since last year when I was in Aberdeen

 

and you answered yes? u cuda got a wee quicky

ur dead to me

 

Get her pumped

 

cue castleger asking for her number

 

Nev you're like an auld geriatric. Everyone's dead to you!

 

One of my favourite sayings.

 

Cheers Dougie....you ****

This thread is nothing without pictures ML, even if they are old ones of her in her school uniform, that'll need to do

You daft ****, she might have bought you a present...I take it thats what she meant by birthday to remember

 

I was on the train into town with the missus at the time

I'm out of action for a week or two anyway

 

why did the door hit you on the vagina on the way out?

 

torn ringpiece?

 

how annoyin is it when pavel bites his nails?

 

he probably didnt wash his hands after his last ****e either. <boakmuir>

 

Tell the dirty **** to get his sock and shoes back on and get back to ****ing work or Warsaw

 

When you seen her in Aberdeen last year was it just over nine months ago???

 

Man the **** up and get him told

 

I never even thought of that

 

good point.

 

time to join the foreign legion

 

Worked for JCVD!

 

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