The Imaginary Conversation of Peter Herbeet at the Newcastle vs Brugge Match.

Magpies Fan: “HOWAY KEEPER, YOU’RE SHIIITEEE MAN”
Peter Herbet: “You can’t say that. That’s discrimination.”
Magpies Fan: “Whyy like?”
Peter Herbert: “Because you’re differentiating between the people”
Magpies Fan: “Ye mean like the BLACK Lawyers Association?”
Peter Herbert: “Racist.”
Magpies Fan: “Wha?! Fine. YOU’S ARE ALL SHIIIIIIITE BRUGGE!!!”
Peter Herbert: “Ahem hem…”
Magpies Fan: “What now mate?”
Peter Herbert: “Erm you can’t discriminate against Brugge…”
Magpies Fan: “But it’s 3-0 to us, they must be ****”
Peter Herbert: “What does that mean?”
Magpies Fan: “Nevermind… Fine. No more Brugge chants… HELLO! HELLO! WE ARE THE GEORDIE BOYS, HELLO! HELLO! WE ARE THE GEORDIE BOYS, WE’RE GONNA WIN F-ALL AGAIN WE’RE GONNA WIN F… Oh for crying out loud Peter, what’s up with ye faaace now like?”
Peter Herbert: “You’re using terms that others might deem offensive”
Magpies Fan: “What? The swear words? There isn’t a kid in sight…”
Peter Herbert: “No, not those f-ing words. You’re suggesting Newcastle will not win something. That might be deemed offensive. And you used the word GEORDIE. When I called that working-class scumbag I was prosecuting last month a ‘Geordie prick’, even though he got off because he wasn’t even in the country at the time, I almost certainly didn’t mean that in a nice way, so it’s offensive…”
Magpies Fan: “But I’m a Geordie…”
Peter Herbert: “And as such you are at most risk from your vitriol.”
Magpies Fan: “Oh for f-sake you stupid bl…”
Peter Herbert: “Careful…”
Magpies Fan: “I was gannin tee say BLOODY… ARGHHH… I’m just gan tee ignore you now mate. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MACKEM I…”
Peter Herbert: “Tut tut tut…”
Magpies Fan: “So what? We just sit here in silence til the final whistle?”
Peter Herbert: “Precisely.”
<Full Time Whistle>
Magpies Fan: “YASSSS. WELL DONE LADS. HOWAY THE MAGS”
Peter Herbert: “Excuse me?”
Magpies Fan: “Wat now…? Thought you had run off after that ambulance I heard a few moments back…”
Peter Herbert: “Are you seriously going to discriminate against all other players by only giving an appraisal of the Newcastle performance?”
Magpies Fan: “Well I already told the Brugge lads they were shiiite… Now if you’ll excuse me mate, I’m off to catch an unnamed airline back to an unnamed country”
Peter Herbert: “Bye then… Geordie prick”

 

I think Peter Herbert should be banned for life for using using the term &#8220;Bye then&#8230; Geordie prick&#8221;

Most ungentlemany of him, everybody knows we're the best supporters the world has ever had.

 

very good fella... raised a chuckle...

 

Your Shiiiiiiiite

 

Internet rumours must be acted upon, phone the police someone!

 

That sound shall keep me through the long lonely nights when I'm serving a 3 year sentence for defamation...