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Bond girls

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Nov 7, 2012.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    You might be expecting me to be posting something like "who's your favourite Bond girl" which would pass the time quite nicely, but this is a bit more left field.

    Watched Skyfall last week and it got me thinking about how many Bond birds snuff it.

    From memory;

    Goldfinger - bird killed by being sprayed gold
    On Her Majesty's Secret Service - Diana Rigg is killed on their honeymoon by Kojak
    Diamonds are forever - Plenty O'Toole gets killed
    Golden Eye - Famke Jansen dies (although she was a baddie)
    Casino Royale - the bird Bond pumps in Bermuda (or wherever) ends up dead in a hammock
    Casino Royale - Eva Green (great tits by the way) drowns at the end
    Quantum of Solace - Sophie Arteton drowned in oil
    Skyfall - Oriental bird gets poked in the shower by Bond and shot dead by camp villain in the next scene
    Skyfall - Dame Judy Stench - look away now if you don't want to know how it ends - karks it in Bonds arms <spoiler>

    The man is a feckin Jonah!!
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Being sprayed gold wouldn't kill you
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Nev knows this from experience.

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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Getting pumped aff Jimmy B probably would kill you <sovietAIDS>
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Correct, in the film they say they would need to leave a bit a the bottom on the back, but it wouldn't make any difference, it just wouldn't kill you, it would just make you look silly.
     
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  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    David Dickinson has proven that the all over coating wouldn't kill you, though he cheated a bit by using creosote rather than gold.
     
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