First Lady Muscly Arms Wid Ye?

She clearly works out - bet she can handpump a cock til it falls aff.

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She can wear her hair up occasionally.

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Basically, Redwino half-started it on the election thread but wid ye pump Michelle Obama?

Personally, I'm in the "oh, **** aye - I'd let her boss me aboot for a nibble at her inner thigh" camp

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Yep.

And her bow legs.

 

First ladies don't ****, they're above that sordid ****.

 

Not for me (racist penis)

 

ah wid but i couldnt look at her fanny or lick her out

i was watchin porn with a black model the other day, somethin i dont usually do, and her fanny looked disgustin for some reason

 

I'd lick her right oot but I think there's a fair chance that her flaps might give me a right doing.

 

Not a fan of the eye brows. The middle picture says it all.

 

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Reminds me a bit of Predator and worryingly that leaves me undecided.

 

The Predator is some ride, but

 

she is ****in horrible ffs.

 

Is there a push in the US to paint her as the new "Jackie?"

 

Dunno, I'm gonna paint her as the new "painter's radio", though.

 

Anything that dark on the outside and that pink inside just reminds me of rotten fruit. I'd love to take Mrs Obama out for a nice cup of tea and a chat as she comes across as quite nice but I'd sooner put my old chap in a tramps arse than give her the message. My penis does not like dark skinned birds.

 

GR.

Even Halle Berry?

Whit's your penis' stance on the big bird oot of Mis-teeq that used to be on Strictly?

Surely, the old chap can make exceptions.

 

Its a NO from me..


I'm quite particular about my darkies..

 

Sorry Biggus but the ladies of colour are not for me. I might make Ms Berry an exception as she can sometimes look like a decent bird with a heavy tan but her offay Strictly does nothing for me. I used to hate getting the new **** mag home and be casually flicking through the pages whilst stroking one off only to turn to a full page spread of a dark lady, instant droop. Had a chance of schtupping an ethnic on more than one occassion but there was no way I could perform. Chinese/Korean/Japs are a yes so I'm not a complete nazi.

 

You wouldnt have ago on Beyonce?? Sherzinger??

 

Sheeeeeeuuuuuuerngggghhhhhhzi....zi....zi...nnnnnngaaaah......

Sorry.

Happens every time.

I would.

 

Bouncy would be a no. Sherzinger? Would she even look at me twice? I'm not black and I am not rich so I doubt it. She's borderline dark so would have to say no.

If you want any further reason why I could never go dark I would urge you to google image search June Sarpong. Never has there been a more ugly bird on the TV, even Nora Batty is a looker compared to it.

 

Just did.. I would