a nurse digs into her bag for a pen to write a cheque and pulls out a rectal thermometer...... great she sighs ....some arsehole's got my pen
What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino? Elephino! (Say it out loud if you don't get it)
OK, that's it. I'm jumping off the wagon. Line 'em up, barman. I'm drinking from now until we keep a clean sheet. If I don't make it, there's a letter in my top pocket addressed to my family.
... I don't like to brag, but I've already got one. (Perhaps I should loan it to our back four, they don't seem to have one between them.)
vodka, vodka, vodka, vodka, vodka MORE ****ING VODKA! and one for my pal Derek Mciness who lost his job.
Right, I'm off to bed.. don't let city get you too down.. ONE DAY we will have a good established team and manager with 18,000 watching.. Just wait patiently..
What time do we open, I need some Jaergar bombs all round please Oh and if Christopher pops in, a half of lemonade please