The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

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Fu.k you, ***got

 

Eloquent as always RHC. Must be all that Conrad you read.

 

Except that particular playing had been **** for eighteen months prior to joining Chelsea too

 

I blame Edison "grow up and use your real name" Arantes do Nascimento

Playing **** whilst averaging a goal every other game? Odd how every player who leaves Liverpool was actually playing **** right before they left and you were right to get rid of them...

 

Every former Liverpool player ever is was and forever will be ****....

Unless they re sign like Rush did

 

Right before he left he had 26 apparences ( 23 in league) and had only 9 goals ( all in the league) how is that 1 every other game?

He made his first appearance of the 2010–11 season in the opening game, a 1–1 draw with Arsenal on 14 August 2010, entering the game as a substitute in the 74th minute.[87] He scored his first goal of the season with the winner in a 1–0 victory over West Brom on 29 August 2010,[88] which was his 50th goal at Anfield in all competitions.[89] Torres scored the winning goal in a 2–1 victory at home to Blackburn Rovers on 24 October 2010, which was his first goal since August.[90] He scored his final goals for Liverpool in a 3–0 win away at Wolverhampton Wanderers on 22 January 2011.[91]

The year before though he was good for us.

 

Except he wasn't averaging a goal every other game when he left. He was being lazy and disinterested, this was the case long before he was sold. The writing was on the wall as soon as we had to sell to buy under H&G. His record still looking so great is a credit to how good he was for the first two seasons at the club!

As for every Liverpool player being **** after they leave, what a load of bollox. If you want to find a quote from me that shows this view then feel free. Despite him being a **** before he left, I'd love Mascherano back. Obviously, I'd love Alonso too. We should never have sold Arbeloa either. There aren't many other but that isn't because they were **** as they left, it is because we got the best years out of them, such as with Torres

As a Man Utd fan, this should be something your familiar with too. Players tend to be at big clubs like ours when they are performing at their best. Once those levels begin to decrease they usually get moved on. Unfortunately for us, we seemed to be picking these decreasing up instead of being the ones moving them on lately

 

You know why though dont you. Rafael 'Can I take your order Sir Ferguson' Benitez had lost the ****ing plot

 

Hypocrite.
You lot changed the Tevez song from the Who's that man from Argentina when he was with you to the Who's that twat from Argentina when he moved to Manchester to join City.

 

Great example squire. Truly sensational.

 

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PS - you need to take your own advice

 

Manchester United fans say they respect their former players, is this really true? Or is it a porkie pie, similar to the ones Giggs told? He told all and sundry he was a faithful family man, when in reality he was porking Miss Wales and his brothers wife.

 

As you say " Just.... wrong"

Benitez wasn't in charge that last season, it was Hodgson and his tactics did not help Torres in the least. THe season before Torres got some 22 goals in 30 games for, guess who UIR, go on....

He was fantastic for Benitez and fit that system perfectly.

 

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You there, take your face for a ****

 

Who gives a **** what the yanks say...?

 

Rafa losing the plot is what started Liverpools long running demise

 

Correct.
Also don't forget in the 2008/2009 season, he gave Vidic two new arseholes, one of which he talks out of. What was the score at the theatre of delusions? I 4-1 thought it was great. Rafa knew how to get the best out of Torres, it was Hodgson a typical rubbish English born manager that didn't.

 

How much success did Rafa have with Torres in the team?

How much success did Woy have with Torres in the team?

Conclusion..... Rafa and Woy are equals Slevin