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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Oh...

    Did Suarez move clubs recently
     
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  2. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    Like you KPR he must be left open mouthed by the league table, although that is obviously just a figure of speech as it's clearly physically impossible for him.
     
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  3. Raheemthespeedmachine

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    Carrick and Cleverly are Englands 8th and 9th choice England midfielders, one is useless and the other is worse. Only an idiot, would suggest that Michael ''I haven't made a forward pass since I was 16'' Carrick and Tom 'My tackling is worse than my passing'' Cleverly are top class.
     
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  4. UnitedinRed

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    What about Antonio 'I beat you the same way everytime' Valencia, or Luis 'even I dont know what I am going to do' Nani or Ashley 'Once played with Downing' Young.

    Shinji 'the powa' Kagawa, Wayne 'The provider' Rooney, Anderson 'the blob' Oliveira or Ryan 'gandalf' Giggs?

    Fun these made up middle names.

    Luis 'teeth' Suarez, Steven 'me' Gerrard, Jonjo 'gypo' Shelvey, Brendan 'B-Rod' Rodgers <ok>
     
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  5. UnitedinRed

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    Raheem 'Child support' Sterling <ok>
     
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  6. One of the lads

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    Stewart "Key Contribution" Downing
     
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  7. UnitedinRed

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    Pepe 'ooops' Reina
     
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    Phil " halloween is over take off the mask" jones. <ok>
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What wits

    Typo: Should be either fu.kwits or what tits <ok>
     
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  10. UnitedinRed

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    Wotsits
     
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  11. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    afternoon perennial losers!
     
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    Where you at in all of your shows and life in general tunns you mad fanny!
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    warning: Thread alert
     
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    Jonny ''I thought she was 18 but she was only 10'' Evans.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I prefer "killer ball". :biggrin: I liked the Sterling one, the kid needs to keep it in his trousers.

    Wayne "the hair" Rooney.
     
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    Javier " grow up and use your real name" Hernandez
     
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    Its Wayne ''I'm raising John Terry's child, and my wife is expecting his second'' Rooney
     
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    United "extreme wum" in red. <laugh>
     
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    Its United ''Our board is ****e, so I will decamp on the more popular Liverpool board'' in red.
     
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