You're our resident Gerry McCann aren't you "yesh officer, dey was siddin, eadding sandswitches by dat bog over dare...I swear I was only beading de bishop for a moment, to be sure"
No accents are how a word is spoken, not typed. Bawz would be slang. Try harder next time What? Careful now, touching on dodgy territory....
What do you mean? Has Medro failed his childminding course? Awh naw, poor little Billy and Williamena
Angry? Not even close sunshine. Just lying in my scratcher contemplating what to do today. I'm not even going to ask about you, because I don't give a ****. HAHAHAHAHA <cue the dole/bedsit ****e patter>
This is in no way pedantry. **** sake, it is hard to know which one of you ******ed ****s is the stupidest.