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Osama Bin Laden Dead Jokes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RinoGattuso, May 2, 2011.

  1. jerseymackem

    jerseymackem Active Member

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    That was just unbelievably ****.
     
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  2. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    "Osama Bin Laden is dead" ironically an anagram of "I nailed a bad ass demon"
     
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  3. HOADIE_BOI

    HOADIE_BOI Well-Known Member

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    Yeah you know, there is some bad ones, I made up a few, But this one I got from sikipedia.
     
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  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    please log in to view this image
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  5. Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed

    Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed Member

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    This ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
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  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    jihad me at hello

    <laugh>

    ****in quality tag <ok>

    <laugh>
     
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  7. -jordan-

    -jordan- Guest

    not going to change much, he hasn't been operational since 9/11..just gives some fat ignorarant yank ****s an excuse to chant USA USA on the streets of new york and washington.

    ****s.
     
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  8. RinoGattuso

    RinoGattuso Active Member

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    I think its cos you keep writing the same joke.
     
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  9. -toon-fan-pete-

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    "9/11/01 - 5/1/11...longest game of hide and seek ever.."


    I guess Bin Laden shouldn't have entered his address on PSN.

    the american goverment wanted dead list Saddam Hussein killed Osama Bin Laden killed and this little ****er next..Justin Bieber
     
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  10. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Sell out.
     
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  11. RinoGattuso

    RinoGattuso Active Member

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    Congratulations to this guy, he's just been promoted.

    He was number 2 behind Osama in the FBI's most wanted list.
    Bittersweet moment <laugh>
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Apparently he smelled absolutely terrible, disgusting.

    Then they shot him
     
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  14. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    osama lives mother ****ers
     
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  15. RinoGattuso

    RinoGattuso Active Member

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    Will be see the body, just a bit strange with the elction **** coming up, and he already been buried at sea.
     
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  16. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    there is no body ...its deflection from the birth cert issue and the election as you say. bit strange the body hasnt been paraded like uday and qusai husseins bodies were and they werent the number 1 wanted people on the planet. buried at sea <laugh> ya cos ol osama was a pirate
     
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  17. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I reckon the us soldiers severely mutilated him so they dumped him off the side of a ship to hide the evidence. either that he is still alive and being tortured <ok>
     
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  18. RinoGattuso

    RinoGattuso Active Member

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    They supposedly shot himm in the head twice lol
     
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  19. RinoGattuso

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    Its a sad day Osama has been caught....its like the Coyote catching the Roadrunner.
     
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  20. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    anyone think the young osama bares striking resemblence to bob marley ?
     
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