Do you pump your misses when she's got the painters in ? Ah do and she loves it but I won't go down on her.
I go doon on her and take a few bits of pitta bread to scoop up some hummin' hummus Might as well properly dine in.
That'll be me, then. Normal blood is sexy. Ovarian blood is a clotty revolting smelly mess. **** that.
I don't mind the fingers but no ****ing way am I lapping away at her bloodstained piss flaps and clit.
I've done in a couple of times and I'm with Bib here I must say I really didn't enjoy having to wash dry blood off my cock and balls. Thankfully it was in my younger years no made that mistake in a while
I used to do the whole polite husband bit and ask if the missus would want me to partake in knocking boots during rag week but as time has gone on I have to say I've not bothered so much. Living with her for so long means I more or less know when she is up on blocks and I use this period (excuse the pun) to indulge myself in what I like to call '****-week' but as she can be a bit frisky soon after getting back to normal I do lay off the self abuse a few days before she stops hemorrhaging so that I have enough produce at the ready to make it worth while. Sure sign I have been indulging in the Sin of Onan if I can only manage a dry cough on first request post-blob. My ex-bird's parents didn't mind boyfriends staying over as long as they slept in the living room and one night her sister paid a visit to her beau during the night, engaged in a bit of oral frolicks before retiring to bed. Unbeknownst to the chap said bird was well into the phase of the moon and he woke up the next morning with a Dirty Sanchez. Luckily this was spotted by the ex and her sister at breakfast before the parents came downstairs. I would love to have seen him try to explain it away! "I say Lucien old chap, are you unwell? Only one appears to have a rusty beard"
I'd been out with one bird who I could describe as a) hairy b) mental c) rotten. On the upside she let me shave her minge, being mental meant she would allow me to do things to her that most normal birds wouldn't but being rotten meant that when she was 'out of service' she bled like a pig in an abattoir and she used to chuck out these huge fleshy gobs of congealed blood, all dark brown and sticky. The first time I'd poked her mid-cycle I seriously thought I'd burst her kidneys or something, pulled out the chap and it looked like Night of the Living Dead. Still, you've got to experience these things, all part of life's great tapestry.
I vomitted on a burd after doing her while the painters were in.. I whipped the old chap out after i finished and there was a massive blood clot on the end of him.. Being slighty queesey i spewed..
I think you've invented a new niche porn market. I've never seen a combined blob/puke category on a website.
Try Japanese, I'm sure those repressed perverts have magazines decicated to hurling chunks on bloody knickers.
