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The great ****ing debate!!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Barrie Lochrie, Nov 5, 2012.

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Your ****ing technique

Poll closed Nov 15, 2012.
  1. Standing up

    13.3%
  2. Lying down

    46.7%
  3. Upside down

    6.7%
  4. a.n.other

    33.3%
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  1. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    Those of you who have saw my vids online will know that I prefer to thrash one out while standing up, buttocks clenched and with a hand on a wall (Hitler ****) but I know of some fella's who like to lie back and think of England when doing the devils work.

    I'm also aware of one particular Not606er who likes to **** upside down so he can shoot his muck on his own face, though he will remain nameless in thiS Thread.

    So, the question remains, what is your choosen ****ing technique? Post your pics behind the NSFW tags.
     
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  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    I love bashing one off wearing marigolds.
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Kneeling in front of the lavvy is my romantic "go to" position.
     
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  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Has to be on the knees with selection of catalogues open at the bra & knickers pages spread out in front ready to catch the sprackle.
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    To my mind, a dry **** is no more than a glorified piss. I therefore use exotic oils which enable me to properly stimulate the glans. In terms of duration, I find that around an hour is best to properly achieve the jester's toes. Any more than that, and the toe-curling intensity of the orgasm tends to tail off. While standing up has its merits, I prefer to lie down for a proper session.

    For a special treat, why not shell out £150 for a nuru massage and get some oriental bint to do all the hard work?
     
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  6. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    my least favourite is in the shower.

    i can barely feel anythin, even when i cum
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    A long time since I did this but have you ever tried ****ing whilst wearing a condom? Feels different.
     
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  8. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    That would be a posh ****.
     
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  9. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Sitting ...

    On the bus ... at the front!
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Shower rides are **** too, always in the back of yer head that you will slip and crack your napper.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I agree. Shaggin in the shower is no my idea of a good time.

    Shaggin in the bath is alright for the novelty value but not so good for the mess it makes. Water everywhere except the bath tub by time ye've finished. <laugh>
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Outside the local primary school.
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    And you have to watch that thrusting against her doesn't create a vacuum on her back and she gets stuck ...
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> belter
     
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  15. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    You could always use a shower mat you cheap ****.

    Shower rides are good crack, save yourself the ****ing hassle of walking about with dry fanny juice all over your baws.
     
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  16. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    i like to kneel for a ****

    which, after i have cum, makes me feel really uncomfortable and disgusted with myself - also my knees hurt :(
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Yeah, I quite like that too, at least if you are sitting at the front your can ask the driver to drive at great speed over speed bumps and cattle grids
     
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  18. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh>.
     
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  19. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Exactly and you casn stare into his dead eyes in the rear view mirror!
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    ever been caught ****ing? (yer other half doesn't count)
     
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