Grown men in shorts shouldn't wear gloves, but especially not when they've also chosen to wear a short sleeved shirt ffs.
and berets! doesn't it just make you want to upchuck when you see a player streaking down the wing like a bolt of lightning but wearing a beret? especially if they are not even french yet still have a hooped jersey and a string of onions trailing over one shoulder. that tarabt at qpr probably did exactly that. pft!
I sit behind the away dugout, slightly to the left. When the match sponsors walk off the pitch, they walk past me.
Dutch, I wear shorts and gloves when I run the mighty deerstalker - a 10 mile romp through 2 bogs, up 2 mountains, across rivers up to your chest, all in a march night in the Scottish borders when its ****ing freezing. You also have to abseil down into a forest at the top of the first peak. Is that acceptable to you?
You should know better than to try to kid a kidder. It's only 6 miles and you're on camera wearing more than that. 36 seconds in. [video=youtube_share;kmytO-_iZCQ]http://youtu.be/kmytO-_iZCQ[/video]
I am actually in that video, but not wearing a tiger suit. The organisers don't actually know how long the course is. They say it's 10km and a bit, but some guy had one of those GPS thingies on last year, and it was nearer to 10 mile than 10k
It looks a good laugh. Could be a reasonable training target for winter if I can find some other interested mugs. Most of my mates are more into beer marathons and mississippi mud pie but I do have a couple if victims in mind.
Get yourself entered Dutch - puts more pressure on the other victims to enter too. Plus, I'll let you buy me a beer afterwards. Edit - Party, you get yourself entered too
