After a month away on a cracking holiday. Back to reality with a bang this morning, its ****e being back at the grindstone after such a chilled out time off. Whats worse is I cycled to the gym this morning and got a ****ing puncture, so had to run home Had a great time away though, done loads of stuff, my run was a success and also squeezed in a 9 hour drive to Malaysia which was interesting. Got back into Leeds just before midnight on Friday, my girlfriend was at the train station to greet me. So we went for a couple of drinks before heading back to mine to ride her silly. I managed not to cheat when over there so was gagging for it How is everyone? Is it still as busy as David Murray's chequebook in here?
Sounds like a good one Frank. Think I'll be heading there in October for a month myself, just found out I'm off from the 20th September until the 1st November. You came home to the news that the Ripper wasn't getting out then? Bet you were shocked.
FACT! You know that bit in Jaws where Quint is talking about a Sharks eyes? It applies to hookers too!
Thats a good time to go, the rain season is just finished and you miss the invasion from all the scando and german tourists. Its unreal the amount of riggers we bumped into there. Kept it in my pants dougie, got a cracking bird back here and didnt fancy having to explain why I had returned with the clap. The ladyboys are vicious. Plenty of them in Patong. What they do is they go to grab your cock when walking past saying "you want sucky sucky blow job!" then they go for your pockets. I punched one of them, he/she went ballistic. ****ing weirdo shouldnt try grabbing my cock then, or try to pick my pocket.
One of the boys on here is seeing a Thai bird and he has his 4 weeks off in October too, so will probably head over with him and ditch him if necessary.
My two mates went to Thailand in 2008 and they are both big lads over 6'3 but they got "mugged" by a gang of ladyboys. Apparently the LB's just surrounded them and demanded money off them.
Its very easy to roam about the island on your own and find drinking buddies. Everyone is pretty friendly and if you need any tips on where to go in Phuket I'll be happy to help. I know the place really well now. There's a club in Nai Harn called Icon which is a must for any single guy on the island. Its open till sunrise and all the birds go there after their shifts finish at 2am. Its dead at midnight but by 3am its absolutely jumping. After a couple of them tried it I decided the next freakshow that does that is getting skelped. Caught the muppet a cracker as well since he wasnt expecting it. The thud when he hit the deck was very satisfying and will live with me for a while. I was on my own and thought I might get a bit of trouble but he just screamed, like a woman ironically. Luckily nobody came after me and some Aussie backpackers witnessed it, they were pishing themselves so they asked me to join them. They were sitting on stools drinking beer out of an cooler on the beach road being served by 2 thai birds. I sat with them until it got light then got back on my bike and drove home pished. Good times, I miss that place.
I was tempted bigtime Nev, I would have got caught if I did though. My birds a teacher so they smell lies a mile off.
You should've went for it Frank, they are beautiful creatures, you would never know they have a cock and balls please log in to view this image
That's disgusting Castle. I nearly boaked up my lunch. Please tell me you weren't searching for "Thai Ladyboys" on your works PC?
I'd literally just sat down after having my lunch as well. No chance would you get me searching for that out here. Even 101 Great Goals is blocked because of "Gambling"....**** knows how.
Talking of gambling, the thais have blocked all gambling sites the bastards. Only bet I could get on was with the bar owners. Lost 500baht on the world cup final
in thailand its normal practice. infact they start suckin yer dick in the morning. wakey wakey rise and shine
