Spanked by 7....

I don't know the names of all seven but my arse is ridraw

 

Quiet the day boys...

I like it quiet...

 

Dopey, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy, Happy, Doc and Sneezy(?)

Bloody pervert.

 

It was a good performance today, but we need to show a bit of consistency and play as well in the league.

 

...an dinny you ****in ferget it.

 

...before the storm. Timmy must be sleeping.

 

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Well, we recently beat our league away form hoodoo; now we've put in a good performance today perhaps we've beaten the cup hoodoo as well.

Any volunteers for hawding their breath?

Yer absolutely right about consistency. Consistently poor can be consistently improved. Bi-polar performances are much harder to work out let alone improve.

 

Timmy can't speak when he is biting a pillow. Trust me

 

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Is this a world record for a game against alloa on a saturday with the wind blowing north-north east and the highest moustache count in the crowd at a fourth tier club before guy fawkes but after easter ?

 

When is Guy Fawkes Night not after Easter, ya daft ****? Are you one of these people that thinks that Christmas comes before the New Year?

 

I'll take that back, I didn't read your post properly, you have just made me make a **** of myself!

 

Yes it is and I have found a happy medium who has contacted Roy Castle to tell him all about it.

 

its all relative to your personal space-time continuum

 

No it isn't, the term, "NEW" Year, tells us what comes first, ya daft ****!

 

youre hardly in a position to be casting aspersions, since you appear to have been giving the important people in your life a couple of bangers and a box of sparklers when they could have - quite reasonably - been expecting a chocolate egg

 

I wouldn't go that far, but funny all the same!