Osama Bin Laden Dead Jokes

SKy News are saying he's been dead for over a week, how'd they keep that quiet?

 

Just watching the news now, it's kind of cheered me up after the sad news about Ted Lowe and Henry Cooper earlier.

 

Extended BBC Article

 

No doubt it'll go down as a sectarian killing.

 

good....but , glad Im not planning to take a plane or mill around the centre of a major city anytime soon ; you dont need a crystal ball to predict the mayhem that will ensue ; Ive already emailed the Whitehouse with the suggestion they spin the story to blame rangers for this. Ive tentatively suggested that the rangers supporters trust had identified bin laden - or indeed , tim laden - as the secret leader of FARE. I think that`ll fly.

 

They actually announced it a week ago, but there wasn't room in the news schedules because of all the royal wedding coverage.

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I do wonder how they're going to prove it's him...No one has seen him in years? Guess they've probably got his dental records, but imagine trying to find them?

"Hi there, it's the US government, do you have anyone on your records under the name Bin Laden?"

 

Strange how Neil Lennon has been quiet over the last week or so

 

Osama Bin Laden and Henry Cooper.
Both have been on their knees looking up to Muhammad.

 

It's fantastic new's for the whole world, although i agree the backlash from his followers is something to be very wary of. This man has killed trerroised and spread fear for way too long, but lets not forget we have removed the main man but there will always be someone ready to take his place! A time to celebrate but definatley a time to be carefull!

 

Theyve took DNA samples how I wouldn't want to be the person to take that

 

World Hide & Seek Championship results are in..

Bronze: Anne Frank.

Silver: Osama Bin Laden

Gold: Madeleine McCann

 

Someone should tell Maddy it's time to come out from behind the curtains!

 

That's a ****ing belter.

Special mention must surely go to Saddam for hiding in that hole for so long

 

So Elton John is playing at Osama's funeral...

The song "Sandals in the bin" is gonna be a hit!

 

And as an encore he and his husband will perform a special duet of "Are You Ready For Brown Love"

 

and like Tupac, Osama will release several statements from beyond the grave.