"Beefy's Corner".......For all off Topic threads

When I play futsal I normally play as a winger or as holding midfielder, but I'm better on the wing really as I'm pretty fast and quite a good passer of the ball, but I get kicked quite a bit, but I also dish it out .

 

I'm with Godders.

 

Target man here. I don't have to move much, and I like it that way.

 

I've got a spare tenner.

 

Oh I'm not fast. But at 6 foot 4 I can normally hold people off. I'm just not 'dominating' enough according to past managers.

I'm too nice. Free role suits me

Luxury player maybe.

 

Almost always, if my first actually stayed in play.

Even then, only if I didn't have to run to make the tackle. Running is far too much effort.

 

I'd quite to go to emigrate to the States. Probably to somewhere on the East Coast like Delaware or New Jersey. That'd be awesome.

*solidarity hug*

 

As long as it's somewhere where he can't access the Internet, I'm in.

 

Not you though Godders , I reckon you are that tight it takes a spanner to get 50p out of your hand...........................

 

Did he go on holiday when we won against Villa? Or just not post?

 

I prefer moving all over the place and being involved in the game, and if things aren't going well I just start playing like Vinnie Jones and start tackling everyone .

 

I was on holiday and I did post , just not as much as I was on holiday .

 

Seconded

 

Kinda, just like making a shirt number your own.

I was given an old practice jersey with the number 86 on it before our new kit arrives, and when the coach gave it to me he was like "I remember so and so wearing this. He was the fastest ****er alive but couldn't catch for ****". It would be pretty cool if in a few years time, they talk about the mad Irishman who made the number 46 famous...or infamous...

That'll be the dream.

 

I will always remember when I confronted you on why you didn't comment much in the week after the Villa game.

You basically came out and said you had nothing to say as there wasn't much negative to state.

 

As soon as my partner gets her teaching degree we're off to Australia. I'll miss the terraces on a Saturday, but I'm sure I'll get over it

 

There you go. Go on holiday and we'll win!

 

Only problem in Brazil is it's difficult to tell them apart ,some very attractive lady boys or so I heard from an Aussie mate of mine who visited Rio.Aside from that gomarchinin I feel provides a bit of light entertainment and provokes a lot of on edge banter from many people ,secretly you all love him.

 

From Qatari students over here they tell me that Thailand and Malaysia is rife with "she-males." Didn't notice any of that breed in Rio - I did stay in a district that was well away from the tourists traps though. Enjoyed some lovely fruit fests with a couple of German girls! What you do notice are plenty of "melon-shaped" girls on the beaches of Ipanema and Copacobana at the weekends. Those going to the World Cup enjoy what amounts to little more than a strap on the swimsuits of some of the girls who have rather large buttocks!!

 

You might want to rethink that one if that slug Mitt gets in!