Blairegowrie - Horrible Place

But even this is a new ****ing low.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-20179828

 

**** in my street used to do that the sick ****. I was pals with him too

He was a tarrier tho so what do you expect.

 

Blairgowrie is a ****ehole full of ****e pubs and wee wido ****s.

Not surprising really.

 

Blairgowrie is lovely.

Second only to Pitlochry, the most beautiful place in Scotland.

 

Pitlochrys a dive as well, one nice street doesn't make a nice town.

 

I quite liked Blairgowrie. Not as nice as Dunblane though. The Guisers there get cocktails, Truffles, champagne and ferrero Roche'

 

Perth is lovely as well, stunning location.

 

The most beautiful part of Scotland is Aberdeen

 

Peterculter is most delightful when frolicking around the countryside wearing your ex-wife's knickers and a smile.

 

I haven't had a good frolick for ages.

 

Ullapool is beautiful as well.

 

S'going on here? Who's the imposter ER?

 

Some sad ****y **** no doubt

 

Are you not the imposter?

 

Dunno. He/She has been around for a while.

 

WAIT. THERE'S 2 ERs!

I don't get what's going on.

 

I was going to suggest that you could narrow it down to people who you have insulted then i spotted the flaw in my logic.

 

There are quite a number of ER's, all of whom reside in my head alas.

 

Must be a ****ing boring place, if some kid getting his sweets nicked makes the local news. What next, a fight over a game of conkers? Or don't you have conkers in Scotland?

 

Conkers?

Is that something that is incorporated into Morris Dancing in the gayest country in the world?