you're not disabled you're just a fat ****.

People tell me that I shouldn't use a mother & child parking space in a supermarket car park - I point out that the old lady with is my mother and the signs do not have an age range.

 

...so, Mr Bond, we meet again.

 

You should meet his sister dougette. Unfortunately she look a bit like dougie but she rides like ****. Also like dougie.

 

Reading some of your replies - it's obvious to me that you've had your Bob Martins today. ( hope you don't depressed when the effects wear off )

 

eh?

 

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But isn't that the point though? You give your seat up for people with physical issues, not just any old bollocks disability or, in this case love, of pies. After all, dyslexia is apparently a disability but I'm not giving up my seat just because some twat can't read.

And while we're at it, just because those feckless idiots in the benefits office consider something a disability doesn't mean the rest of us do.

 

What about something like arthritis?

 

What about the possibility that the people already sat in the seats might have it too?

 

Clutching at straws.

Go and jump off a bridge.

 

I sometimes park in disabled bays at tesco ..

 

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That's highly immoral. You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

I ashamed if myself.. So much so I'm going to go **** myself into the next dimension over my vast collection o spastic porn.

 

I've never heard of man masturbating to videos of himself masturbating.

 

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I once had a lovely holiday at Disabled Bay.

 

I assume you and your family are disabled. I would hate to live in a bungalow with a bunch of scopeys.

 

Have you tried using one of their in-store 'disabled' buggies -everyone seems to get out of their way - or risk being mown down. I'm thinking about it during this half term week when kids use the aisles as a race course.

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"colleague announcement cleaner to aisle3 spillage of human blood "

 

No never had the pleasure.. Once put my mrs in an Instore wheel chair, she ha broke her ankle . I wasn't a very good driver.. What was funny was leaving her in random places in the store for ages while I wondered off.. Think I left her strain at the person on the fish counter for a good ten minutes..