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you're not disabled you're just a fat ****.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Nov 1, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Come on tae **** <laugh>

    That's a proper danger-shag <sssnnnaaap>
     
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  2. MrT

    MrT Well-Known Member

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    Never done a disabled burd.

    Unless you count a fatty, with ginger hair on the blob. 3 in 1. Quite possible she weighed more than me too although never confirmed.
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No, neither have I unless we are counting kafflicks, but I did used to sit beside somebody at work when i was in London and he always looked up amputee porn. You can get them in all sorts of positions and by **** you can ram it in as deep as you like, apparently.
     
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  4. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> what kind of ****e excuse is that!
     
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  5. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Come on, what is he meant to do. Organise a, train wide sweepstake of guess the hidden disability
     
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  6. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    I once had a go on an anorexic bird, she wa a trainee nurse and a self harmer.. Found the cuts on her arms a bit of turn on..
     
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  7. enigma

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    Her attitude clearly stunk if that conversation is correct. That's what's wrong with this country, people thinking they have a right to everything, if she had asked nicely I would probably have given her the seat. It's the same with single mothers, thinks the world owes then something because there to stupid and thick to know what a condom is for, we need to get back to the good old days when disabled people were ashamed, and not flaunting their disability like a badge of honour.
     
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  8. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    <laugh><laugh>'
     
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  9. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>

    I'm ****ing crying
     
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  10. GroveRanger

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    Our local supermarket used to lend out those individual disabled scooters for the oldies and spastics to drive round on. You can't get near the queue these days for fat cnuts wanting to take one out for their shopping. You'd have thought the chance to do a bit of excercise walking around the shops would be what they needed. Fat does become a disability though, once you are obese enough you can claim that being too heavy means you can't work and you can get signed off by the quack.

    There was a bloke recently who was told he wasn't yet fat enough to qualify for gastric surgery on the NHS so instead of thinking "Maybe I need to get on with losing weight then" the lazy bastard decided to eat even more until he was fat enough to get the surgery. There must be some people who have an underlying medical condition (usually something like a dicky thyroid) but the old chestnut that it is genetic or slow metabolism is pure fantasy.

    Stop shoving cakes and sweets in your gob and you won't be a tubby. Go for a walk instead of watching Jeremy Kyle and you will burn off calories. Anything other than that is down to personal choice. Some sick bastards actually fancy fat birds.

    Just finished my salad and I'll be having an extended **** tonight as it has been medically proven that masturbation is a great way to spend the evening.
     
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  11. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>. <ok>
     
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  12. The Zlatan

    The Zlatan Well-Known Member

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    Hopefully, you all get cancer.
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yeah, great healthy attitude there!

    I hope you get "locked in" syndrome, you dont get a speak n spell, and you are kept alive till you're 125!
     
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  14. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds Forum Moderator

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    Get him told pud <grr>

    Disabled toilets on a train. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in or perfom gang rape, which statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy <laugh>
     
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  15. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Statistically most of us will.
     
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  16. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Why thank you.

    Also get Tae **** ya impotent mope.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    dougie <laugh>
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  20. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    You truly are a hero of not606 dougie.
     
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