you're not disabled you're just a fat ****.

Transcript of conversation between me and a fatty on the train this morning.

Fatty: do they not teach manners anymore?

Me: whit?

F: you are supposed to offer your seat to the elderly and disabled.

M: if I see any I will.

F: what about me?

M: you're middle aged at worst.

F: that's not what I meant...

M: can't expect equal rights and my seat.

F: I am disabled

M: don't look like it.

F: I can't stand up for very long actually

M: that's called being lazy.

F: It's a disability

M:sit on the floor then

F: do you get a kick out of victimising the disabled?

M: you're not disabled you're hungry.

Earphones back in fatty is wobbling, not sure if she will make it to Glasgow.

 

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I love you Dougie. Hero

 

hahaha

 

Quality.

 

Go and sit in the toilet. Use the time in there to reflect on your life.

 

Should have offered her the seat in turn for her doing the 'Truffle Shuffle'.

 

Or a chance to pump her.

 

You disgust me. Just because a disability isn't visible doesn't mean she isn't disabled.

 

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Maybe the disability was hidden under many rolls of fat? Fat people are not disabled, they are self harmers.

 

That'd mark two of the to-do list. A fatty and and a disabled burd.

She gets the seat. Everyone's a winner.

 

I agree with this for the most part. I mean there are plenty of mentally disabled people out there who don't physically look any different to anyone else. However, being fat is not a disability

 

I dont think she was blind.

 

Those 2 have mean marked off my list on countless occasions!

 

ever shagged a bird in callipers ?

 

Well she probably is partially sighted as she can't see things like her feet or salad.

 

*dougie conveniently fails to mention her dark glasses and guide dog