What's the porpoise of all these fishy jokes? Someone said last night Redknapp must come in ... I couldn't believe what I was herring.... I'll get me coat.
Don't know what's worse, the jokes or the fact GoMarchingIn thinks he can comment on Southampton, thinking he knows everything and what WILL work, from Liverpool. What a muppet.
It did go a bit flat fish jokes have been done to death on here, if you trawled through our past messages there are shoals of them.
We can skate around the bad jokes, we just don't want to be minnows any more, we want to swim with bigger fish Manta United, Marlin City, Topenham e.t.c. We have a Porpoise in life we want a Dab at the big time, our Sole aim is for more success. Just mullet over, failure is not an option. I could go on................
I cod not bEELieve that Redknapp was on R5L. I knew someone would make salmon out of it. Haddock been a different manager, there would be no thread. Something smEELs fishy to me... Sorry I'm bored.
Seems a little harsh. But this is your forum so I don't wanna enc-roach on the rules. Struggling to think of anymore. I'm off to MULLET over.
I wasn't fishing for compliments, the net result is just a bit of fin, a ray of sunshine, scale it down a bit it's giving me a haddock, it may be a load of pollocks too.
If Harry comes back he must bass us around from his perch. He must keep in tuna with his sole beliefs . And When we next win we could all do the conger