Tom ****in Hanks, Tom ****in Cruise, Keefer Cocksucker Sutherland (Even though the ****s a distant relation), Need i go on?
Rumour has it he's been lined up to play you in his next movie. He's been shadowing Gary Glitter to get into character. Why? Am I not allowed to criticise English actors?
Since no-one else has taken the predictable route, it falls to me... please log in to view this image