It's official - the more mental your religion is, the fatter you are

Scottish Calvinist Proddies are the fattest sect in Britain

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/4618583/I-cant-believe-its-not-Buddha.html

I've posted this as much for the "flab faith" photo caption as much as anything

Disappointed with the lack of detail behind atheist obesity.

 

Hang on.

Just to balance it out, here's the Herald's piece on this - it seems the old candle-eaters are more likely to be mental

 

Proddies are fat, tims are mental. It's offical.

Oddly, there's isny an ounce of fat on me, but I can confirm my ex missus (a tim) was indeed ****in mental.

 

Surely they are all a bit mental?

 

I think the only logical conclusion from this is that buddhists, sikhs, muslims and hindus aren't feeding their kids enough stodge or torturing them enough to make them mental.

 

All the good kafflicks go to Chapel once a year

 

Tims or women?

My wife is both and I can confirm she is mental.

 

It's the only time they eat