You have to doff your cap in the direction of the genius. He gets the Savco Bhoys absolutely fizzin' everyday of the week Oan yersel' Medro
That's the tame stuff from his homemade collection. Apparently there are ones of Salmond with his fist up Ghapist's slack dunger
Medro's heartfelt response Ben the two of us need look no more We both found what we were looking for With a friend to call my own I'll never be alone And you my friend will see you've got a friend in me (you've got a friend in me) Ben you're always running here and there (here and there) You feel you're not wanted anywhere (anywhere) If you ever look behind and don't like what you find There's something you should know you've got a place to go (you've got a place to go) I used to say "I and me" Now it's us now it's we (I used to say "I is me") (now it's us now it's we) Ben most people would turn you away (turn you away) I don't listen to a word they say (a word they say) They don't see you as I do I wish they would try to I'm sure they'd think again if they had a friend like Ben Like Ben Like Ben Like Ben
Mind The *****, did you really spend time on a song for me? And you reckon you got beneath Girvan's skin? Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Laters *****, oh, and instead of spending your time penning **** songs, why don't you try going to Celtic home games and bump up their attendance to over the 15,000 mark
There is no free admittance to Celtic Park, unlike Ibrox where anyone no matter who is welcome in for nothing. A club for one season.