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  1. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    76% of Brit peoples photos on Facebook, are of them pissed.

    A hundred years from now, 500m dead people will have Facebook accounts.

    Oxford study. When you fall in love, you lose two close friends.

    More bacteria on cell phone than on average toilet seat.

    You see your nose at all times, your brain just ignores it.
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    90% of blokes admit to ****ing. The other 10% are liars.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    At any given moment, 76% of Brits are pissed. With Australians, the figure rises to 85%. So the facebook thing's no real surprise.
     
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    When you urinate, a small amount of the urine enters your mouth through the saliva glands
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

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    When you tell your wife/burd that she "looks good in that dress" she hears "you've got a fat arse and that dress is two sizes to small for you. It's time you were on a diet."
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Original.
     
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    Cliff Lazarenko suffered from chronic skidmarks throughout his darts career. It's rumoured that even Jocky Wilson and the Crafty Cockney had cleaner Y-fronts.
     
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    Statistically speaking only one in every seven dwarves are happy.
     
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    If you added up the IQ of every inhabitant in Liverpool it would still be a lower number than the IQ of your average earwig.
     
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