We sent a mate of mine letters from a prisoner as a wind up. Went online and got a picture of this quiet lookin wee weirdo and said that he was gettin out of jail soon and hoped to meet up. He was ****tin it and wasn't to happy that someone had "signed him up" for the program.
Aye. please log in to view this image Race: White Date of Birth: 7-26-91 Release Date: 12-21-2020 Height: 5'4" Religion: Do you smoke? Yes Would you like letters from both sexes? Men Education: 10th grade Occupation before prison: Student Activities in prison: School
Some **** signed me up for a gay website, I'm standin' in the bookies one day and this bumber rings looking to meet up.
please log in to view this image Race: White Date of Birth: 7-17-86 Release Date: 9-3-2016 Height: 5'7" Religion: Nondenominational Do you smoke? No Would you like letters from both sexes? Men Education: High school Occupation before prison: Office administrator, bartender Activities in prison: Culinary class, business management <pumped>
It would help if it said what they were in for. This birds been in 10 years since 15, must be murder: please log in to view this image
This is where I come into my own. Most ****ers these days haven't a clue about writing a letter. I'll charm the pants off them.
please log in to view this image Race: Hispanic Date of Birth: 4-11-87 Release Date: 1-11-2017 Height: 5'1" Religion: Christian Do you smoke? No Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes Education: College Occupation before prison: Real estate, promotions Activities in prison: Exercising, college, reading, scrabble, chess I'm gonna write to one of these ****s.
Write to this one: please log in to view this image Hello, my name is Kelley McNaughton, some people call me "McNaughty" for short, due to my present circumstances. I am a well educated, and well traveled young woman who got caught up in the wrong crowd at the wrong time. I am 32 years old and am single. I enjoy skiing, swimming, billiards, and love the beach. I was born in Arizona, and grew up in California. I have resided in Arizona the last thirteen years. I love to have fun and love to laugh. I am an extrovert and am not afraid to take chances; in both business and love. I have no walls or barriers when it comes to opening myself up to others. I say what I mean and mean what I say. I have a little time left to do and would love to meet someone who I could call a friend and even a lover. I am open to both male and female friends, and will always respond to all letters. I look forward to hearing from you Race: Caucasian Date of Birth: 3-1-80 Release Date: 2015 Height: 5'10" Religion: Do you smoke? No Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes Education: College Occupation before prison: Activities in prison:
Know a lady who was asked by her church to become pen friends with someone in some African nation. A letter or two in, she asked him what he was in for, he replied....murder and he was on death row. A couple more letters went back and forth before they suddenly stopped coming. She didn't look into why. Wonder what happened to him?
Surely both tunneling and rug munching are the same thing in a female prison. They both involve dark damp smelly holes.
My mate put anothers mate number on gumtree last year for some GAA all Ireland match. Said he had tickets going cheap but only to phone after 12am as he worked night shift. The fella was bombarded with calls all through the night. Funny thing was he's a loyalist so at first he started mouthin off at people then realised he had to switch his phone off through the night as there were too many calls to answer.
Is it? ****in hell.. I know **** all about Irish Geography! Should I have said, other side of the border? My wife's mate is from Donegal but has stayed in Belfast for 15 years .. **** me is her accent mental! I just assumed the whole of the North was British! please log in to view this image
Ulster includes Counties Donegal, Monaghan and Cavan from the Republic so maybe that's the confusion.
