found this ****e on the channel 4 site yesterday

Nah she's a filthy taig!!

 

That was ricksen and his fireworks that done that.

 

A good point Eric some of these fireworks are really far too powerful nowadays. The deadly ricochet off Thomo's kitchen sink in the Mearns made it end up in Hamilton five years earlier. Fortunately Thompson was so pissed at the time he thought it was just another night out at the Savoy.

 

This guy seems like a balanced individual.

He no doubt writes blogs about Celtic fans and their behaviour?

What! He doesn't! That's a bit odd.

Look at all the comments to his article, all Celtic fans.

 

AIDs razors and ricin.

They are obviously having a laugh.

 

if AIDS can be caught that easily then I'm going back to my old policy of not speaking to ****s, just incase when they speak with that camp lisp, some saliva lands on my face.

 

How would that even work anyway?

"Oh, look at that, I've just been sent some free, loose razor blades from an unknown source. I think I'll have a shave...."

*5mins later*

"AAARGGGGHHHH THE AIDS, IT HURTS SO BAD"

 

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You pretty much hit the nail on the head

 

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You glue the blade under the flap so that the person slits their finger when opening the envelope.

Apparently

 

You be better off dipping some cola cubes in AIDS juice. You'd probably get at least one hit doing it that way.

 

The chances of HIV infection from a contaminated razorblood are low but not zero. Contrary to popular belief infectious virus can survive for several weeks outside the body

On the other hand, where irate Rangers fans go to get their HIV-contaminated razor blades, I'm not entirely sure

 

I like how it cost the taxpayer thousands upon thousands for staff to be trained to open these letters.

Imagine that training course.

Does letter tick?

If it does ask the office tea boy to open.

If not, open with a letter opener.

Is there Aids blades in letter?

If not deliver letter.

Now again from the top people!

I think I am in the wrong line of business when there is obviously thousands to be made in the letter opening consultancy market.

 

Same place as we get our ricin

 

So ricin.com is diversifying into the HIV-contaminated-blade market? Good on them, got a good eye for new business openings them boys

 

popular belief or scientific fact?

 

Beg pardon?

 

In what conditions can the HIV virus survive for weeks outside of the body? I am guessing not on a razor blade in a ****ing jiffy bag?!