FAO: Tina

Hi Tina,

I would have pm'd you this but I don't know how to. I'm sure the very fact I have FAO's yourself noone else will look at this thread.

I'm afraid our little affair will have to stop now. I've just been told that I'm going to be a Dad
by my live in girlfriend of five years now. We had some great times but as you can appreciate the news that me gf is pregnant means I'll have to focus on the up and coming monther and child.

We'll always have the donkey punch Tina

love always,
Bollo Bollo

 

Sorry to intrude bollo but -

 

OH , and congratulations

 

Bastard, quick hide staggie in case tina turns up. Hurry!

 

Cheers, now hide <getbackheremuirandcovermytracks>

 

Unlucky bollo

Are you sure it's yours?

 

Hahah I'm pretty sure it is ML. We've decided we would try for a kid 3 months ago and BAMB right in the kisser. 1 and a half months is all it took <bollossuperspunkmuir>

 

i thought you were gay

well done though another soldier in the fight against edmonds

 

Brilliant! I tell you what if I am gay I've not really grabbed the concept of it

I'm going to train he/she to be the resistance leader against the Evil one

 

if its a boy you need to call it john connor bollo

or noel

 

Bastard!!!



Congratulations.

Seriously, that's great news x

 

I knew you would understand Tina.

You forever be in my heart

 

.....which now leaves me free to pursue tina

Not sure if I want to, everyone else seems to be dieing off. Nevs on the brink of death, bollos social life (raping) has died. Is your nickname black widow, tina?

 

BASTARD!!!!! I forgot about the raping celibacy

 

Congrats Bollo


If it's a Boy - Bollo Bollo Bollo

If it's a girl...

send it back!

 

Well done Bollo

this also highlights the dangers of masturbating in the bath!

Kids are very expensive, but on the bright side at least you wont have to fork out for a car seat

 

cheers guys for the advice and naming

I knew this was the right place to find out these things

 

I don't want to seem like a dumb bastard... Hold on I'll rephrase... I'm going to come across MORE of thick **** here but I never got the car seat joke

 

It wasn't your heart I wanted to be in, but I suppose that'll have to do.