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Uncle Jimmy

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Oct 26, 2012.

  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    When I was a wee boy back in the Seventies, Jim'll Fix It was one of the most popular shows on TV. We'd watch it every Saturday night, it was as popular as what that ****ing X Factor ****e is now.

    Anyway, I wrote a letter to Jimmy Savile. Time has moved on and I can't even remember what the letter was about. Imagine my disappointment though when I didn't even receive a reply? I was heartbroken.

    Well, all I can say now is thank **** the old groper didn't reply to my letter <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Oct 26, 2012
  2. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    < Dirty mag in cigar up the ass shocker >
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I wanted to take penalties against Pat Jennings.

    It must have ran for some leangth of time as I don it well into the 80s.
     
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    Ciaran, Oct 26, 2012
  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    It ran until the 90's apparently.

    only remember it as a young boy in the 70's.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Oct 26, 2012
  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Fixed
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    you're obsessed man.

    stop pming me. I will meet you when im good and ready sweet cheeks.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Oct 26, 2012
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Don't give up, Grove. Persistence always wins in the end. ER will give in sooner or later. <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 26, 2012
  8. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Girl from our village was on it, wanted to wear a kimono. Whole family was flown to Japan. None of us knew her, she lived in a big posh house and went to private school. Her dad was probably a BBC executive or best mates with one.
     
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  9. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    Anyone actually been pumped by the bold Jimmy though?

    Or is it just a bad case of wandering hands?
     
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    Barrie Lochrie, Oct 27, 2012
  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    My mum saw his bare behind. This was backstage at some pop concert, probably Stevenage or Luton. Think he was a bit of an exhibitionist too.
     
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  11. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Pumped 'em.

    <alcove>
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I wish someone would dig something up about that fat ****er Eammon Holmes, how this **** does this talentless cretin get himself on TV and handsomely paid at that? Monontone, uninteresting and up his own arse.
     
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  13. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Completely agree. ****ing fat plamf that he is.
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 27, 2012
  14. Redwino

    Redwino Active Member

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    " Plamf " - a long time since I heard that word. Very old CB radio talk.
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Eamonn went to my school, yes, he is a ****ing arsewipe.
     
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    Ciaran, Oct 27, 2012
  16. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I like Eammon, he's really nice, someone you could easily take home to meet the parents.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Oct 27, 2012
  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I bet it wouldn't be long before the fat **** insulted your folks <grr>

    Incidentally, good old Uncle Jimmy. What with all that charity work and what have ya, I hadn't realised he'd touched quite so many people <laugh>
     
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  18. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Spoilt bitch i hope she got fiddled with
     
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