Who is the best Mr Man or Little Miss? I'm currently reading these to the kids and I forgot how shockingly bad some of them were. It's the same feckin' story in most of them! I'm sorry to admit that I can hardly resist the urge to read it as Mr Uppity ******, Mr Nosey C**t, Mr Messy Facial, Mr Greedy Fecker and Mr Tickle-My-Nuts. So open to abuse but I don't want my kids to grow up as warped and twisted as me.
I love reading them to my nieces but have to draw the line at Mr Bestiality as they still don't understand why anyone would want to stick his willy in a goat. And if any of you ****s tell them that their uncle Dan does it all the time there'll be hell to pay
Dev's already investigated this whole thing and he cleared the McCann name. I wonder if Jimmy Savile was in Portugal at the time? Was the hotel room checked for cigar ash? Were any platinum blonde hairs found? It's time for Dev to dust off the old mac and magnifying glass and do what he does best.
