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Mark Hateley - Comedy Genius or Lord Haw Haw?

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Charles Green can be to Rangers what Fergus McCann was to Celtic


    26 Oct 2012 00:01 THE Ibrox chief will stay at the club for the long-term and his approach is similar to that of The Bunnet.
    WHEN Charles Green first walked through the front doors of Ibrox the biggest fear among Rangers fans was that they were getting landed with another Craig Whyte. Five months on, it’s beginning to look as if what they’ve actually got is their very own Fergus McCann.

    OK, I can’t claim to know the man currently at the helm of my club and steering it through the most troubled waters in its 140-year history. The truth is I’ve met him just once. For about five seconds. But I will say this – I’m really beginning to warm to him. And I don’t think I’m the only one. (Really? I wonder why)

    His latest comments in today’s Daily Record have struck a chord and not just because he’s talking about staying in place until the Champions League theme tune is blasting out around Ibrox once again. No, it seems Green has caught the bug. We call it Rangersitis. (Surely you mean you “Called it” Rangersitis?)

    And the way he is talking reminds me very much of the approach The Bunnet brought to Celtic all those years ago when he turned that club around. (Did he create a siege mentality? Did he state that he had received Death Threats, did he brand people “Bigots” or call the SFA/SPL “Enemies of Celtic?)

    Wee Fergus put his cards on the table and told Celtic fans he would be working to a five-year plan. He promised them – as a fan himself – he would restructure their club from top to bottom within that timescale and then leave. And he was as good as his word. (There’s a big difference though, Fergus said that from the outset, he did not change horses midstream in an attempt to flim flam the Celtic support)

    Now Green appears to be singing from a similar hymn sheet and I don’t think it’s any coincidence that, having spent so much time at the club over the last few months, it seems Rangers have got under his skin.(Like Psoraisis?)

    Believe me, as an Englishman who came up here in 1990 I know how that can happen. Rangers are not just another football club. Rangers are a way of life. (Pull up a chair, I feel a wander down memory lane, viewed through misty blue goggles coming up) Twenty two years later I’m still here and I can’t imagine living or working anywhere else. The club means that much to me. (So you live at Ibrox?)

    There is a magnetism about the Old Firm that people just don’t understand until they find themselves wrapped up in the middle of it all. (Aha, here we go, a sly attempt to placate cynical Tims like myself by making me feel all warm and fuzzy in the knowledge that Celtic are “Special” too)

    And I think it’s hit Green right between the eyes. He’s been at Sheffield United in the past and they are a big club in their own right. But they pale into insignificance when compared with the scale and pull of Rangers.(That one’s so old it has whiskers)
    And I think that’s probably caught Charles by surprise. He thought he knew what he was getting involved in but in reality he didn’t have a clue. As a businessman – and a smart one at that – he will be seeing opportunities open up that he didn’t even know existed when he first gained control. (I see now, a guy who by your own admission you don’t even know, but you know he’s a smart businessman how exactly?)

    There is money to be made and that’s another big reason why he’ll be in no rush to move on. Let’s be honest, there’s no way he could have imagined selling 38,000 season tickets for a club in the Third Division. Even I have been stunned and delighted by the sheer ferocity (sic) of the support behind the club, so a guy like Green must be pinching himself. Half the teams in England’s Premier League don’t shift that amount of tickets. (if the figures are accurate that is?)

    But if there’s money in it for the businessmen that can only be good for the football side of things. And if the aim is to deliver Rangers back into the Champions League then, ultimately, everyone will be a winner. (Everyone?, the creditors certainly won’t)

    I may not have had a proper chat with the man but people I know and trust – who have the club’s interests at heart – have spoken with him and are impressed with what they heard. They tell me he is a credible guy with credible plans.(Well that’s good enough for me, people you know who know him have vouched for him, result )

    That means he has come a long way from those early days when no Rangers fan wanted to touch him with a bargepole. (Or a machete) The fear was that he was a snake oil salesman looking to cash in on a club that had already been dragged through its darkest days by Whyte. It has taken Green time to win people over and understandably so. But he is working hard to gain their trust and he’s defending their club, which hasn’t always happened in the past. (Which owner did not defend Rangers in the past?)

    He’s standing up for the fans and Rangers and fighting for their best interests. In short, he’s putting his heart and soul into their club and that’s all any Rangers supporter ever asks of those who represent them. I’m not saying Green has won all the hearts and minds at Ibrox. He hasn’t. But he’s proving himself to them and although he probably still has a lot more to prove, he is saying and doing all the right things.

    And now, by saying that it’s no longer just about turning a fast buck, by buying into the dream of returning the club to the top of the game before he leaves, he is showing he shares all the ambitions of the supporters. He is displaying the kind of passion that is a requirement of the badge.(If Green says so then it must be true according to Atilla)

    And he is also acting with the transparency the Rangers fans deserve after everything they have been put through over the last couple of years. ( Unbelievable) He’s the opposite of Whyte – and a throwback to Wee Fergus. (This opinion is based upon what?)

    And if he delivers what he says he will – whether it takes him four years or 10 – then his place in the history of Rangers will be secured. (Even if he does not allow the SPL to promote them from the 1[SUP]st[/SUP] Division?)

    As told to Keith Jackson
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Mark Hateley...as told to Keith Jackson.

    Says it all.
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I met him for 5 seconds but......


    **** off Mark.
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    "Rangersitis" <laugh>


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  5. Big Audio Dynamite

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    "my team"<laugh>

    as written by keef with big no spark noddin like a lap dug on heat.
     
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  6. RebelBhoy

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    Mark "I've heard punters say: "Even if they're liquidated, they'll come back with a new name and the history will still be there." But I don't agree - it just won't be the same Rangers" Hateley

    meet

    Mark "I can&#8217;t claim to know the man currently at the helm of my club and steering it through the most troubled waters in its 140-year history" Hateley


    What is it with these ****s?
     
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  7. Super hooper

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    Hateley should post on these forums regularly. He comes up with the typical shoite that Rangers posters do.
    Charles Green will not put £1.00 of his own money into Sevco/Rangers for one very good reason he has none.
    Whyte, remember had all the money, a billionaire from Motherwell. Mr Whye has still to get his million out of
    Rangers/Sevco, so Green needs a good take-up of the Shares to get Whyte off his back.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>

    I have a beauty from the days of Yore from Hateley, i'll see if I can dig it out, it is the most brilliant series of revisionist articles ever written.
     
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  9. eric cartman

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    Just like fergus?

    One minor difference fergus saved the club, Green hasn't.

    Green's failure to get a cva has put them in a rather difficult position. If the share issue isn't a relative success, then rebuilding is going to take 10+years. Plus if rumours are to be believed, unlike fergus giving us a brand new stadium, rangers are going to lose theirs.
     
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  10. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    " Rangersitis " = Inflammation of The Rangers.

    Mark Hately = Stupid ****
     
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  11. eric cartman

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    www.rangersitits.com/symptoms

    Symptoms of Rangersitis


    • Failure to grasp basic concepts regarding finance
    • Will answer questions with the reply "You're Obsessed"
    • Low pain threshold -The patient believes they have been punished enough even though they haven't even been punished.
    • Memory loss - Patient will suffer from severe memory loss and will likely repeat the same mistakes they made last year. They will also fail to remember simple things like peoples names and will interrupt you to demand who you are in the interests of clarity.

    The latest World Health Report reckons that rangersitis is spreading and by 2013 up to 500,000,000 could be infected. Unfortunately there is no know cure at the moment, but Doctor C.Green is believed to be close to a cure.
     
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  12. Barrie Lochrie

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    Probably the most pathetic thing you've ever typed, Russ.

    Almost as bad as Weebles back-catalogue of "quotes" from days of Yore.
     
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  14. eric cartman

    eric cartman Well-Known Member

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    I'd get to the doctor EDGE. Your rangersitis seems to be getting worse.
     
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  16. RebelBhoy

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    Wedgey is right. I do have some utterly pathetic quotes. I got one this week by a guy with 3 photocopiers. It was so utterly pathetic I almost wept.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Edge has it bad.
     
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  18. Big Audio Dynamite

    Big Audio Dynamite Well-Known Member

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    has what? do tell.
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Rangersitis as described by Eric.
     
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  20. Tina_old

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    bad aids
     
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