Is there a Vet in the House?

My two-year old cocker spaniel hadn't eaten for days, we took her to the vets yesterday and today they've cut her open. Seems the greedy little ginger git swallowed a peach stone which got wedged in her small intestine.

Luckily for her they caught it before it possibly killed her.

Lucky for us that we are insured, the bill could come to a couple of grand

Woof-woof.

 

The poor wee thing. My sister's springer spaniel eats rubber balls

 

string the ****er up.

 

Make sure your sister has insurance, Tina, don't want to be landed with a huge bill

Springers are cracking dogs Tina but ****, they've got some energy. One of my customers has one and I wrestle with it every time I see it. I think it wants to shag me

 

i will do if the insurance don't pay up.

 

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Get it to eat some cloves of garlic a lemon and some whole chillis and roast the ****er..

 

My sprockers a wee ****er, **** can't sit still for any prolonged period of time.

 

My ginger cocker's the same

 

Pop a wee advert on here for your dug. At least you'll make a few quid. I'm sure she won't come to any harm over there.

http://www.expatads.com/154-South-Korea/posts/14-Pets-Animals/304-Dogs-for-Sale

 

People up the road had a monster of a dog.Over a couple of days, they thought it lost it's zest. So thay took it to the vet and insisted on a barrage of tests. $2,500 later and nothing wrong.

 

I once went out with a bird who had tits like a spaniels ears, does that count?

 

**** yeah.

 

Update, ginger mut is now back home. Every time she goes to the vets she leaves with a lampshade on her heed and feels groggy

Anyway, total cost £1300, excess £85. Thank **** for insurance

 

But did ye get a good ride aff lampshade heid?

 

Jeez oh, scud book. Poor wee doggy.

 

Later maybe when the wifey is asleep

 

She's back to normaly now, Tina, bouncing off the walls with that lampshade on. It must feel like wearing this