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Virginity for Sale

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Oct 26, 2012.

  1. TigersFan

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    Cool.
     
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    <rofl>.
     
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  3. GroveRanger

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    If you take the virginity out of her moo, ring and gob that would put you back about £2million. I'm off to put a couple of quid on the Euromillions for tonight!!
     
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  4. TigersFan

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    I'm Hash, Medro and Tina all together how did you not already know?
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You have a face like a corduroy ballbag.
     
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  6. Medro

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    That's hell of a lot of money.

    All the forcing it in, groaning, lip biting, wincing, "stop it hurts", the audible big POP! and that would just be me.

    For that money I would want her for the weekend.

    And then she would have to removed from my house in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank as I stood smugly at my door way in boxers & smoking jacket.
     
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  7. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Who accused you of being me?
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You been to that AM/PM in the town?
     
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  9. TigersFan

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    Gambol.
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    How much do you want for your virginity Medro?

    Or did you suffer a bit of the Jim'll Fix It when you were younger?
     
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  11. TigersFan

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    Then again he accuses me of been every person on this site.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Shut up, tina.
     
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  14. TigersFan

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    Told you so.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No I don't. That's a lie. I've never accused you of being anyone. <grr>
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Other photos of her aren't quite so flattering

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    Still wid, but I don't think I'd stretch beyond a couple of ginger bottles for her.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    How much for a shot on ye?
     
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  18. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Top bid is currently thrupence <ok>

    go beyond a shilling and she's yours.
     
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  19. TigersFan

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    Yes u have.
     
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  20. TigersFan

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    Free.
     
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