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  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Gay
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pffft. I watched a surgeon snap bits of what was left of my index finger bone aff with pliers. Wimp.
     
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  3. User Deleted

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    'pleural effusion' ive got or somethin, fluid buildup between chest tissue and lungs

    it would be kinda hilarious if it built up n i couldnt breathe n ended up dyin haha
     
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    could say u were a wimp for havin anaesthetic at the time. wimp

    hahahahaha hold on do u not have an index finger <laugh>

    GIRFUY
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...or you could slowly learn how to breathe liquid and become a super hero <ok>
     
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    The succes rate for post-operation survival on that condition is 35%.

    Good luck Bealey.
     
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    FFS <laugh> <rofl>
     
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  8. Medro

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    dibs on kirsten!
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It was local. They anaeshetised(sp) the arm and got on with it. They even put an extra pillow under my head cos I was straining to see what was going on.

    Ya ****in wimp.

    And, aye, left index finger is gone. Hand crushed 25 years ago. Several ops to put it back together again.
     
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  10. User Deleted

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha


    waaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    can i just point something out

    your a dick! <rofl>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Don't forget the risk of post-op infection in Hospitals these days. That too can be fatal, but is normally just very very unpleasant.
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    Was that in 'Nam Gambol?
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    ****in hell

    <laugh>
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ssshhh. Canny talk about it. Flashbacks.
     
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  15. Tina_old

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    If local is an option, go for it. General makes you feel crappy for days after it, although it is a weird experience at the time.

    Felt very sick and also constipated after the general I had a few months ago, but then again, I had shingles at the same time so that may be relevant.

    Go with local, Bealy.

    xx
     
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  16. Medro

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    Probably best not to tell him what they do to ya when you're out cold.

    <wanderinghornyjanitors>

    "My name's buck and I came here to f...."
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    Quite MRSA is on the increase mainly down to nurses and docs not cleaning their hands and arms after a dump and just before operation. You will probably find yourself with a bracelet left inside your chest which they will not dare to move because of the imploding pressure on the ribcage which would ultimately lead to heart failure and death.

    But you do what you deem best Bealey. Is this before or after the homewarming? And would Kirsten be ok if you're not around and I turn up and give her some real sex?
     
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  18. Medro

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    [video=youtube;2tmc8rJgxUI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tmc8rJgxUI[/video]
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    "Pussy Wagon" <laugh>
     
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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    <laugh>

    bamboo pliers <yikes>
     
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