Black Feninist Comedienne Wid Ye?

Ava Vidal - I wid.

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...even though she'd probably kick my **** in.


And, while I'm at it, Andi Oshi would get the pink dip anaw

 

She's a fenianist?

I thought your lot hated coffee?

 

Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes.

I'd have to give it some thought but.....

 

I totally missed that one.

Maybe she is a feninist - someone who tries to preserve the natural boggy land in Cambridgeshire and other parts of Anglia where Cromwell grew up

 

Another no from me. As much as I love our black sisters I find them unattractive. The closest I can get to saying a black bird is half decent looking would be Halle Berry and that is probably because she looks like a well tanned white bird and she showed off her norks in Swordfish. I've had a few chances to pump black burds but the little fireman does not like them.

I have a racist penis.

 

I think that's the quote of the week award sewn up

 

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I saw that black comedienne last year on a stag do in Cardiff. And then two weeks later she was on some TV show, maybe Michael McIntyre and even though I was pissed in Cardiff, I knew she had recited word for word the same act on tv as she did for us. No ad-libbing, which made her seem like cardboard. She did crack a good joke about ******ettes being patches black men have on their arms to wean them off white women.

 

I do not have a racist penis.

Seeing it in the mouth of a black lassie is amongst the sexiest things I've ever seen.

 

Ah wid

 

I have a positively discriminating penis, I reckon I prefer black birds. Although am a bit black me self