operation

probably not the best time to ask this since its deid on here

but who has had an operation on here? i might have to hav one early next year and im ****tin it at the prospect, im a pure wimp when it comes to stuff like that

really scared to get put under for some reason and im scared i'll faint or somethin, i'll be brickin it when getting anaesthatised

 

Nothin' special.

Just the usual penis reduction thing so that I could get back to playing sports.

 

I had several operations when they were piecing my mitt back together. They're a doddle. Some of them I was awake and watched what they were doing. Others I was put out. Woke up once in the theatre arguing with the nursing staff about who nicked my can of lager.

I don't even drink lager.

 

**** sake Bealehouse I was only windin ya up.

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med, laser eye surgery isnt an operation and you dont get anaesthetised

they dont put u under for most eye ops, guy i work withs sister got an eye operation n they injected her eye to numb it then operated on it and she could see everythin through it, the scalpel n everythin i couldnt do that

 

Had my wisdom teeth out under anaesthetic which was a bit freaky but other than that no I haven't.

If Kirsten's telling you to have a vasectomy why donlt you push back and suggest she gets seen to? Gambol can do it with a pair of pliers an a Dyson and and he offers favourable rates for mates.

 

Wouldn't know. I've got 20/20 vision (not to be confused with MD 20/20 vision)

 

Had all wisdom teeth out under anaesthetic in 1989.

Spent a week in hospital in 1984 to have a tumour removed from my shinbone. Basically a hammer and chisel job.

Anaesthetic is weird. They do tell you to count back from 10. I only managed to get to 8 both times, weird feeling indeed.

 

...and I always finish the job by giving ye a "happy ending" to make sure everything is in working order

 

It's a bit of a waste to only view the world through 1 eye then isn't it?

 

If Kirsten really does want you to get the snip, get her to get the coil instead.

Don't be forced into anything you don't wanna do Bealehouse.

 

Beale or Kirsten gets the happy ending?

 

kirsten would never let me get the snip she wants weans

ive got an option of gettin general and local/twighlight anaesthetic

 

Just pull the horns oot and wipe it's arse, that's what I say anyway

 

I suppose I could do a two-for-one promotional deal.

 

I'd go with local personally. The only problem with that of course is you will probably know exactly what's going on which could freak you out. I'm guessing you've discussed this with the doctor rather than just getting an opinion off of us shower of ****s though

 

same, love my steaks rare

 

Go for local. Light anaeshetic can make ye feel a bit ill.

Whit ye havin done?

 

could never get local, to squeamish to know whats goin on

 

Amen, brother