Gers fans: Bless em

Ah, Le Beel se formidable

 

Well, I was so ****ing beeling when that 94th minute goal went in I immediately got on my private jet and flew over to punch a hole in devs living room wall.

 

Surely you mean "another" hole?

 

orthopedic shoes - I stand corrected

 

Dev's double-glory-hole-parlour shame.

 

Still fuming here

 

I'll admit i was in a foul mood yesterday and it was partly because of the result. I watch Barca a lot, though, and seen it coming a mile off. Even so I was starting to believe we could hold out from about the 92nd minute

 

You and a mate should get a gloryhole "ski-tug" in your living room

 

Nah i'm sorted, next door neighbour's dog has just had a litter of 12 and he's letting me drown them.

 

That's a waste.

You should use them to punch more holes in your wall, saving your obviously beel-driven fists from further scraping or injury <doontherefurdancin'>

 

I had considered building a small but fully operation trebuchet to fire the pesky unwanteds onto some spare ground about a mile from the house, but i could not wait to vent my wrath.

 

I hired a crack hoor, made her dress up in a Snoopy costume and battered **** oot ay her.

That's how much I was beelin'

 

Just imagine how beeling the Declans at the match were, if our Beel was in any way replicated in Barca, post match, then there must have been some serious trouble outside the Nou Camp or in the City Centre?

 

Dev now that you are going to liquidate the pups from next door. I think we could possibly find more pups for you to liquidate.

 

I'm gonnae, ahem, liquidise these puppies.

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Now that IS a welcome diversion.