Don't know what what means, "****ed up"?????? Looks like calling you a thick ****ing ***got earlier was too kind, you really are the thickest person to set foot on the planet.
True but you always know a true pube as it will have a white bit on the end. Anyway, it's just not right licking a ****ing brillo pad.
I think I'd be sick if I was confronted by a hairy snatch. I don't really get what the need was for hair down there in the first place. I have a special pair of clippers to keep my own kempt also, a number 2 all over, not bald, that'd be strange. I have a real issue with white tanlines on boobs as a side issue, really annoys me, but on the other side, white tanlines at the bottom sometimes give me a buster wang. Funny dat.
The thing is though, by the time you find out either way, it's too late, and there's no going back...
I once pulled a lass from Consett who had a perfect triangle that any mechanical engineer would be proud of, it was however, bright ginger. Iburst into fits of laughter & told her she looked like Chris Evens with a beard. Never saw her again, lol.
