However porn tends to give a young man unrealistic expectations. Some women don't like to be whacked in the face by an erect penis, some don't like spunk in the eye and some don't even do arse to mouth
Now this i agree with. Tried getting the (now ex) missus to have a threesome with her identical twin sister, didn't quite go down as smoothly as the porn films portray. 'Tis false advertising.
We finally get to why Jips mrs keeps sending him packing. You're on your third and final chance now aren't you? Lobbing one up her hoop and then trying to cram it in her chops may be your ticket mate. I might suggest initiating this while she's asleep for extra effect
****in hell Only 4 I can remember doing that many intermittently over one night once when I was particularly horned up
Going back a bit: 8 ****s in one evening, found a copy of Men Only in a bush 5 sexes in one evening, total time about 10 minutes Longest without in about 28 years: 5 days tops
Most in a day, **** knows but I once got friction burns after an afternoon dogging the school after we first got broadband in the house. Think that was about 5 in a few hours. I was and still am a prolific ******. Most ****s in one day 5 if we are counting midnight to midnight, probably 6 if we are including any 24hr period. I remember when my burd was fun. <3timesamonth> These days I need to shoot my load at least every 3 days or I get baw ache and stomach pains. Went to the doctor and was advised to have more sex. Prescription for sex was almost worth getting ma bawz fondled by a ginger.
Back in the days before marriage and when I lived on my own I would often tug one out 3 or 4 times a day but once decided to see how long I could go without abusing myself and saved up for two weeks. By then I was on a hair trigger but wanted to know how much goo I'd accumulated and how far I could shoot it so I laid out kitchen towels on the floor between me and the TV (porno well under way) and let nature take its course. I threw my wad the length of five sheets of kitchen roll, just missed the TV stand from the couch, must have been nearly four feet in a straight line. Sadly that was over 20 years ago and now I have to abstain for a week before attempting to service Mrs Ranger so that I have a decent amount of muck (so she doesn't suspect me of ****ing when "checking my emails") and if I don't have a decent amount of ammunition in both barrels there is a tendency to experience a 'Pele' half way through. Not bad enough for Viagra but one has to get one's timing right!
****ing hell I remember when we first met, the missus tugged me and i shot meself in the eye, missus still laughs about it to this day. actually, it's the only thing the miserable ****er laughs about
