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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Oct 23, 2012.

  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    .....without a tug?

    Ten days, ****ing nearly blew the ceiling off when I did.
     
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  2. Kim Jong Il

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    5 days.
     
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  3. Tina_old

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  4. Kim Jong Il

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    <yikes>.
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Or alternatively what is the most amount of tugs you have fitted in to one day <ok>
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    four when I was in my youth.

    the good news for all you young 'uns is that tugging continues into your mid-forties at least. i should know :p

    my missus ****s as well, when lying on her front. very nice, very sexy, Uncle Jimmy would have loved watching her <laugh>
     
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  8. Tina_old

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    **** sake <laugh>
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

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    Watching women masturbate is a great turn on.

    I keep worrying that one day I'm going to get caught but so far, so good <ok>
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
    The missus told me that there was a bird in the changing room at the gym rubbing cream on her Bristols. This other bird knew my missus was watching her. My missus found that horny and came home and had a ****. How sexy is that?
     
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  12. Tina_old

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    I was laughing at the Uncle Jimmy bit <laugh><laugh>
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Probably about a week.

    As for Jacky's 'how many tugs in a day' question, 7 I think. That included 4 in about an hour when I first watched a hardcore porn video.

    What about most shags in a night? Mine was 5 if I remember correctly.
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
    "Now then now then all you boys and girls, especially you girls, especially you under-age girls. How's about you come along to Uncle Jimmy's changing room and I'll fix it for ya"
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Seven? fecking hell, that's some going. Most shags in a night? Three or four, with some boiler years ago, they soon change when they get their feet under the table and resort to one shag a month.
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    When I was a youngster, if I wasn't knocking one off at least twice a day, then I was ill.

    I can't imagine how prolific I'd have been if we'd had 3g internet on phones back then. I'd have probably masturbated myself into an early grave.
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

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    <laugh>.
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

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    It was all good practice for when you finally met a burd.
     
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  19. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    Feckin' hell Jip, i bet you have to shave your palms after all that. <yikes>
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    There can be no doubt, you meet a better class of woman when you have a tug :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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