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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick, Oct 23, 2012.

  1. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Want to become a millionaire?

    Well the bookies are giving away money tonight.

    Just go on to StanJames.com - seek out the Barcelona vs Celtic game and back Charlie Mulgrew to score first and Celtic to win 1-0 Scorecast, 1500/1.

    Giving away money, it's a shoe in, you heard it here first.

    God speed.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Mulgrew's been injured in the warm up and isn't in the team Mick.
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Nae way Mick, to become a millionaire at those odds you'd have to put £666 on Celtic. Nae fecking chance.
     
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  4. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    What a fanny you are Maltese "wee" Prick <laugh>
     
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  5. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    He was only on the wind up...
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    MD makes a fanny of himself as per the scriptoid <laugh>
     
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  7. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    MD doesny follow Celtic like yous follow rangers you mean? <laugh>
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

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    Who? Oh you mean that tribute act who play at Ibrox every other week and get embarrassed every week in between?

    By the way, Mick and I are probably the two Celtic fans who post the least on the Tribute Act board so you cannae even get that right <doh>
     
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  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Listen to your beel.

    You eco friendly acorn butt plugging queerhawk.
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

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    Can't think of a decent comeback? Resort to gay jibes and beel patter <ok>
     
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  11. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Coming from the banana riding gayboy that just insulted a club that exists and always will exist by saying they don't exist <laugh>
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    How do you work that out MD?

    This should be fun :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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  13. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    How do you do your math to figure out what circumference of object is safe to insert into you anus?
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

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    Best stick to making gay, 80s style graphics MD <ok>
     
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  15. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Best sticking to making sure Mr Salmonds pies warm ST <ok>
     
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  16. Null

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Aye, nae bother. It's great having a job. You should get one and give your life some meaning <ok>
     
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  18. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I pleasure your maw, not a great job but it pays well.

    Some people say I'm robbing the grave.
     
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  19. The Raging Oxter

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    Fucking the dead is the only was you'd get a shag MD <ok>
     
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  20. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Getting ploughed by vegetables doesn't count as getting your hole ST <yikes>
     
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