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Mooney makes it into intergalactic 11..

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  1. Mexican Hornet

    Mexican Hornet Well-Known Member

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    Here is an alien 11 from The Sun after Mourinho said that Ronaldo was from Mars:

    Outer Space XI:


    Alien Al Habsi (Wigan)

    Kyle Astro-Naughton (Tottenham)

    Galaxy Lalas (USA)

    Milkyway Mackay (Norwich)

    Celestial Babayaro (Chelsea)

    Danny Space-Cadetmarteri (Everton)

    Mark Venus (Wolves)

    Tommy Mooney (Watford)

    Mars Bohinen (Nottm Forest)

    James ET (Southampton)

    Apollo Di Canio (West Ham)

    Manager: Cosmic McCarthy

    Any other comedy themed starting line ups welcome:
     
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    Mexican Hornet, Oct 12, 2012
  2. hornethologist a.k.a. theo

    hornethologist a.k.a. theo Well-Known Member

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    A countryside XI perhaps?

    Green, Layne, Horsefield, Meadows, Cowans, Cockerill, Swan, Fielding, Gates, Stiles, Cropley
     
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    hornethologist a.k.a. theo, Oct 12, 2012
  3. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    Mex -I'm surprised Rocket Santa Cruz didn't make the Outer Space XI ahead of STM

    theo - your countryside XI needs a manager & trainer - how about Mark Robins & Davie Hay?
     
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    Bolton's Boots, Oct 13, 2012
  4. Mexican Hornet

    Mexican Hornet Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant !
     
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    Mexican Hornet, Oct 13, 2012
  5. Lloydinio

    Lloydinio Well-Known Member

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    Mars Lagerbäck
     
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    Lloydinio, Oct 14, 2012
  6. Lloydinio

    Lloydinio Well-Known Member

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    What about Almoonia, Don Cowie
     
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    Lloydinio, Oct 14, 2012

  7. Lloydinio

    Lloydinio Well-Known Member

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    What about film names.

    Pepe Rainman,
    Shrek for Evra after
    Zat thedarkKnight,
    Fitz HallPass
    Dr DoGlenlittle
    Geoffrey MuJumanji Bia,
    Jonathan Wildhogs
    Luka ModRichieRich
    Saving Private RyanBabel
    Batman and Robin Van Persie,
    Luis SuaReservoir Dogs
     
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    Lloydinio, Oct 14, 2012
  8. Lloydinio

    Lloydinio Well-Known Member

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    oh what about robert Earnshaw shank redemption
     
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    Lloydinio, Oct 15, 2012
  9. Mexican Hornet

    Mexican Hornet Well-Known Member

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    Good work, lots of creative licence in that one ! <magic>
     
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    Mexican Hornet, Oct 15, 2012
  10. Irohas Bunyon

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    Santa Cruz is already in the gay christmas lineup!
     
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    Irohas Bunyon, Oct 23, 2012
  11. hornethologist a.k.a. theo

    hornethologist a.k.a. theo Well-Known Member

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    Here's a team that should go places...an eleven to transport you...

    Carr
    Rhodes
    Bridge
    Train
    Wheelan
    van der Vaart
    Lorry    mer
    Bikey
    Geara
    Busst
     
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    hornethologist a.k.a. theo, Oct 23, 2012
  12. Bolton's Boots

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    There's only ten there theo - you need to add Shipperley ;)
     
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  13. Mexican Hornet

    Mexican Hornet Well-Known Member

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    that team is going places !!
     
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    Mexican Hornet, Oct 23, 2012
  14. hornethologist a.k.a. theo

    hornethologist a.k.a. theo Well-Known Member

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    Thanks BB...can only count up to 10. Wonder who would come on as sub?
     
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    hornethologist a.k.a. theo, Oct 23, 2012
  15. Bolton's Boots

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    Tyre-one Barnett?
     
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    Bolton's Boots, Oct 23, 2012
  16. Irohas Bunyon

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    Surley if its a sub then it should be Paul Mariner?
     
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    Irohas Bunyon, Oct 24, 2012
  17. hornethologist a.k.a. theo

    hornethologist a.k.a. theo Well-Known Member

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    This eleven should do a good job...

    Butcher, Baker, Cook, Cooper, Fletcher, Ostler, Clark, Smith, Miller, Tiler, Taylor
     
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    hornethologist a.k.a. theo, Oct 24, 2012
  18. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    Don't know of any players called soldier or spy, but have seen quite a few tinkers. :)
     
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    Bolton's Boots, Oct 24, 2012
  19. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode Well-Known Member

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    OK - to continue the theme, these were all Watford players over the years (some stretch the point):

    Carpenter, Carter, Barber, Beadle, Butler, Digweed (gardener?), Dyer, Fisher, Fuller, Groome, Marshall, Mercer, Packer, Page(boy), Pitcher, Porter, aPrentice, Scullion(maid), Sheppard, Shipwright, Spelman (magician?) Trainer, (wood)Turner, Waller (builder?)
     
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    vic-rijrode, Oct 24, 2012
  20. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode Well-Known Member

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    And, on a vaguely bodily theme (again these all were Watford players at some point):

    Armstrong, Barnett, Hollingshead, Pate, Proudfoot, Shinner, the immortally named Jock Strain, Theobald, Wigg and the slightly off-colour Tooley & Wilcox
     
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