Jimmy Jimmy

Was this an Undertones song about two *****s?

 

...yes, it's how they got their teenage kicks.

 

"He wasn't very old
Though he was very small
He did what he was told"

I bet he did Jimmy, I bet he did. "Now then now then, get this in your gob yer wee bastard"

 

But they didn't have to take their clothes off.

 

It's funny really - we had the Seville calculator and now we've got the Savile calculator where the total currently stands at 700 but because he did a lot of work for charity it will eventually be revised down to 3

 

Jimmy is innocent. You just need to look at him to see that (when he was alive that is).

 

"Jimmy Jimmy. Jimmy Jimmy oooooohhhh. Jimmy Jimmy. Poor little Jimmy, couldn't let go!"

Sounds about right. And Teenage Kicks was John Peel's favorite song and as we have established previously he was a peedo too.

By the way, Undertones, what a great band. Norn Oirland's finest.

 

Yes Saint John Peel the *****!!

Why isnt he getting slaughtered in the press?

****in prick. Even looked like a *****.

 

ER - he was a scouser too On the radio the other week they said there was talk of not naming the new broadcasting house "Peel house" becase of all of this.

I live quite near to the "Peel Centre" which is the name they've now given to the Police College - I wonder oifpoeople will think it was named after John rather than sir Robert and burn it down in anger. that would be wryly amusing.

 

In fairness he only found out the Yank bird that sucked him off was 13 after he'd given her the salty mouthwash. I am certain he would have declined a BJ had he known her real age beforehand.