Bare Arsed Cheek

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/4604020/Bang-to-rights.html

 

Gon yerselves

 

I wondered where I'd left those trousers

 

Imagine living with those ****ing gimps

 

"Ooooooohhh, someone's shagging."

"Well, it cannae be any of us virgins - phone the Sun."

 

I was thinking that.

They should've all just went through and pumped the bird.

Lineups etc.

 

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that guy walked out like a hero.

Hope he pissed on the toilet floor aswell

 

I've only just watched that.

"Clap them out"

I'd have been asking if she was up for round 2.

 

N wiped his cock on the curtains

 

...and shat in the bedroom corner

 

If someone was shagging in my bed I would boot their **** in.

 

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and take their address and then the next time she has the painters in go back round there and post the used jamrags through the letter box

 

We have a winner!

 

Isn't the best of images but looks like she has big bouncers.

 

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Why didn't they film them shaggin and post that to t'internet. Opperchancity missed there.

 

Why do you have that as a sig?

 

Cos they're ****ing wee geeky ***gots.

 

and maybe order some meat feasts......