The bagel or naan bread thread brought up the attractiveness of Jewish women. Me likee. Time for a quick aye/naw rundown Silverman please log in to view this image Oh, Moses, aye. Portman please log in to view this image Oi vey Carrie Fisher back in the day please log in to view this image I'd switch her lights on on a Friday night Lipman please log in to view this image Few pints at least - not quite a naw. Miriam, mother of God please log in to view this image Clearly loved boabies but her reluctance to take one up the fartpipe gets her marks off - still an aye. Joan Rivers please log in to view this image Wouldnae touch it with a schmuck's schlong. Any other stereotypical objectifying opportunities I've missed?
Aye to the first 3. Especially Portman, she'd take a cumshot right to the coupon and lap it up I bet.
Neither of you would pump Jesus' maw? It's a good story for the pub at the very least. I was gonna include Streisand - she'd be a splitter (in terms of opinion - she wouldn't necessarily rupture your urethra or anything)
The beauty of a few of these Jewish girls is you have the opportunity of putting your willy in 5 different holes rather than the standard 3.
Portman & Silverman - Aye but Silverman's voice is really annoying, would have to gag her. Portman could do with more in the tit department but I'd make her face look like a pair of painter's boots Princess Leia back in the day with the Danish pastry buggery grips - for sure Lipman - not a chance, don't care if she's got an Ology Fictional religious character - would rather have the Whore of Babylon, at least you know she puts out Joan Rivers - I love the old bag but would sooner try to hump the knot in a pine tree. What on earth has she done to her face? She is about 95 though.
Kunis is an aye please log in to view this image Then there's... please log in to view this image or... The Macho Man, himself please log in to view this image
Can you believe Kunis was getting a length from that ugly bastard Macaulay Culkin. If I started pumping her I'd no stop until I had killed the bitch.
The Cadbury's Caramel Bunny? please log in to view this image I might just spam the thread with pictures of Silverman. Bet she loves it. Proper loves it.
Aye, aye, aye. Tricky one, here. Tori Spelling please log in to view this image I'm a naw - seriously, no amount of beer could make me. Whilst we're on Yiddish Naws, I might as well include please log in to view this image
Culkin was pratted His maw and da pocketed his cash. I just found out that Rachel Riley is a Jew. Ding dong - game over. Here's what she did when she got a glance at my hooded dong please log in to view this image She then said "I've never seen one with its socks on before.
She actually repulses me. When she appears on the telly I have to change the channel. Fuck knows what that big, black fella sees in her. Must have one serious fetish for fat, ugly, white burds.
