Bagels or Naan bread?

After reading through another one of these Fan v PNP threads, the only question that really matters is .If you had to become either Jewish or Muslim, by men at gunpoint which would it be?
Sure Jews have good jobs and lots of money ,but fugly women and really bad 3 piece suits .
Muslims get to have more than 1 wife, who doesn't like a curry? But not brushing your teeth or using deodorant must get you down after a while...
So which is it, Clarks or sandals? Ringlets or died ginger beards?
You decide

 

Neither. All this religious observance and bollox about fasting and not being able to do this and not being able to do that. They can keep their religions.

 

Not through personal choice, like if a gun was pressed against your head and you had to either.
A... **** an aids ridden whore skinless(the bad aids that is). Or
B.... Be bummed by Barrymore..
A... Jew
B....Muslim

 

I'd ask them to pull the damn trigger to be fair

 

I don't understand why the Jews get such a hard time of it, I don't mind them at all, maybe it is because I didn't no any while I was growing up, but I didn't know many taigs when I was growing up and I can't stand those ****s.

 

There are quite a few Jewish birds I'd like to pork plus think of all that overtime money at Christmas.

 

Nigella Lawson vs Baroness Warsi? No ****ing contest really.
Also, I wouldn't mind driving a Volvo, so **** it, a "front wheel skid" it is.
On the other hand I wouldn't want to start supporting Tottenham, so perhaps a bit more thought is needed.

 

No further argument needed.

 

I know a fair few Jews who support Arsenal or QPR rather than Spurs so that's not insurmountable.
For me the best thing about being Jewish is that Ken Livingstone really, really hates them - so i'd defintely go for the hooked nose rather than the hooked hand

 

An uncircumcised boaby up the bumholes of both

 

I concur! Most of the Arsenal board were Jews, at least they used to be. And yes, Red Ken is a prize prick.

 

This.

Imagine not being able to drink because some ****tard with an aversion to alcohol decided on a whim that people who followed him shouldn't be allowed to get pissed. In conclusion, people who follow religions are idiots

 

i follow religions and im anythin but an idiot, so ur comments are null and voyyed

 

I fancy starting one of those religions where you con women out of their life savings while shagging them.

 

chappattis are the way to go

or

parathas, especially stuffed parathas

naan you get in this country is british if anything

 

Charles Manson style, but perhaps with less of the mass murder?

 

How many you following then Bealey?

 

Maybe he pretends to be a different religion every time a big feast comes up so he can get the time off work. Must be a bugger when Ramadan and Diwalli clash.......