Pardew tells Shola he's out of the squad for the derby

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Shola, can I have a word please?

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Aye, boss.

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Basically, Shola, I'm going to be leaving you out of the squad for the derby game. I'm sorry.

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What?? But.. why?

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Tactics Shola. The enemy have too much pace in their defence. I'm afraid you'll be un-effective in this game. Sorry.

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Oh my god just **** off!

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lolloololololloolllloloololol

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So it's true, you do dream in colour, Tash. Lol

 

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how many crap articles can you post today

 

Private Malone are you referring to me or Tash, either way you need to back off a bit, l don't recall you posting any life changing threads recently and therefore think it's a bit rich to criticize others who do. The board is quiet at the moment, always is following International breaks, but at least Tash is trying to keep things flowing.
Please stop trying to provoke others, thanks.

 

I don't like his threads as they are desperate! no issues with anyone on these board except him as he is highly critical of me so I'm giving him agiving him some grind.

 

You could try ignoring his posts if they irritate you that much, rise above it , perhaps? In any case l don't like to see fellow Toon supporters at odds with each other, it usually ends in some one going on a long holiday as the Mods put it. Anyway it's your call, just trying to be the voice of reason, nothing more. Cheers.

 

I will never stop until he is in my soup

I sent him PM asking for a truce, however he shunned me so he'll just have to embrace the horror.

 

PAM... you can add him to your ignore list if you are that bothered... simples...

 

I'm enjoying doing what he does to me! know I know he's the biggest troll around

 

Put this little handbags down to pre match nerves

 

Can tell it's derby week, tensions running high

I laughed anyway Tash Although I ****ing **** myself when I read the title.

 

Good job Shola isn't out of the game, I've got him to score the first goal in a 2-1 win.

 

**** what PAM says, I always smile at these storyboards Tash

Keep 'em coming!

 

I agree if that's your opinion that is fine.

I've decided me and tash will be better as freinds.

 

My heart sank when I saw the title.

A derby without Shola would be like a construction site without a wrecking ball. The job would still get done but there'd be no demolishion.

 

Actually I'm with PAM, a lot of Tash's post are like eye rape, this one included. I cringe when I see his name come up as having posted or commented on another board for what he has said to make us look like cretins.

 

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHno.

 

It's just a shame that this joke has somewhat backfired and Shola did indeed miss the Derby game, but not for the reason we might have thought. I really felt for him when he was called off. He looked like the kid who has a massive and fantastic toy for Xmas, then realizes it needs batteries and all the shops are closed.
I think he may well have gone onto do some "slaying" if he had stayed on the pitch, he really looked like he was in the mood.
Hope he gets a run out for the return match because he deserves it.