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  1. Pontsafc

    Pontsafc Active Member

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    I hereby notify all and sundry that the Order of Pippa Middleton's Arse has been investitured by me this day. The edict was proposed by the Royal Wedding BBC producer and seconded by his cameramen.
    You can't beat a good investiture of an arse.
     
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    Pontsafc, Apr 29, 2011
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    Pontsafc Active Member

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    All in favour of the said arse say "Whoa!" and send a £5 subscription to me as Grand Master of this fine Appreciation Society.
     
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    Pontsafc, Apr 29, 2011
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    I need proof, pics please!
     
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    Dorset, Apr 29, 2011
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    Pontsafc Active Member

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    Can't help mate, I've been struck with temporary blindness and can't do a thing.
     
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    Pontsafc, Apr 29, 2011
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    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    pippa_middleton_april29butt.jpg 988c7919764f86c5958bec923cb21add_L.jpg

    I see what you mean WHOA! You can swing for your fiver mate cos I had to find the pics!<laugh>
     
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    Dorset, Apr 29, 2011
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    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    I wonder why? Got any blisters on the palm of your hand by any chance?
     
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    Dorset, Apr 29, 2011

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    Blisters on the tip of his tongue. He can just about reach.
     
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    Chappaz, Apr 29, 2011
  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    bet she now know's the true meaning of split arse...
     
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    Commachio, Apr 30, 2011
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    I think billy bagged the wrong one there
     
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    Kendoddsdadsdog, May 7, 2011
  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    what has kate middleton and bin laden got in common?

    last weekend they both had their back doors kicked in,

    they were both shot in the face, by a man in the navy...
     
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    Commachio, May 7, 2011
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    kate was heard to say "was that nivea?" william said "nivea mind pet more of that to come..........."
     
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    safc73, May 7, 2011

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