So now it's race courses. There are a some people who don't like this thread. Well I think they should Ayr their views elsewhere; I Aintree ly interested. We all have our Epsom Downs. Let's move on to football teams quickly because this thread will be getting on everyone's Wycombe the weekend. Send us a Cardiff your going on holiday, Partick ularly if you're going to see the family. By the way, is your Mother well? Plenty left.
Well i will AYR my views, going on when i said i would bring the Mrs, she did, she took it up the ARSENAL. Bitch hated it, so i killed her & had too BURY her in the garden. Girl i met ages ago, put me dick in her mouth, she said WYCOMBE (think about it?) Me lad was accepted into the navy last year, Still finding out his CREWE mates. Another horny bitch i met, said ooo just take me up the SOUTH END, only prob was her dad was there, and he had a WIG ON (ok it was wigan), but he did have a good BARNET. Back to fencing, apparently you can now get a BOLT ON fence, so if you OLDHAM in position they will fit. You ever been on holiday to norway? WOT FJORD's they have. Went on a boat trip, looked around , thought the HULL looked dodgy, then guess who walked on? Only bobby CHARLTON. So after that trip we went to the mountains, around a camp fire READING a horror story, all these WOLVES attacked, They did not have any LEEDS, but we caught one, his name was lee. We had a group discussion & decided to BURN LEE. We decided to take the wolf to our Cold Queen, so we approached the CRYSTAL PALACE, but unbeknown to us there was a guy called Don. He had allready beat us to the palace, & DON CASTER laughed as he he drove off in his LINCOLN convertable. PS i live north of the WATFORD gap
Well, I spent an hour in the pub with a "know it all" and despite all the Torquay really knew **** all. I hope I've imPreston you the need to keep it clean. The switch to football certainly Stoked up some enthusiasm. You've tied me in Notts with that lot.
Ron, cant believe i forgot my own team, I now feel like a real scuntthorpe, **** there is a caller at the door, the LEICESTER i have too pay them,it seems like MORE COMBE knocking . Got some posh friends coming tonight, will have to STOCK PORT & wine, with little nibbles. The mrs ironed my clobber tonight for the party, i said, bloody hell these are burn't, whats wrong with me trousers? She said I PRESTON too hard I also like to fondle my balls, only problem is if I OLDHAM too tight it WREXHAM
