please log in to view this image TICKETS for the forthcoming match with Queen’s Park are being snapped up quickly so don’t miss your chance to be part of the action at Ibrox on Saturday! Around 4,000 seats remained available at lunchtime on Wednesday for the original Glasgow derby with the Spiders, who currently top the Third Division table. That means Gers fans are on course to ensure the stadium has one of the highest attendances of the season so far three days from now. Sandy Jardine and former goalkeeper Bobby Brown, who played for both Gers and Queens, came together recently to promote this weekend’s fixture. And fans are certainly rising to the challenge of ensuring one of the biggest crowds in British football can once again be found in Govan. A world record figure of 49,118 for a fourth tier league game packed in to see East Stirlingshire beaten 5-1 on August 18. There were also 46,015 people at the home win by the same scoreline against Elgin and another 45,081 attended the 4-1 triumph over Montrose. Such figures have helped Gers record the 16th highest average attendance for league fixtures in Europe and it’s the highest in Scotland. Now it seems as though the phenomenal backing supporters are giving the club is set to continue against the Hampden side. Depending on results elsewhere this week, Gers could replace Queens at the summit if they beat their local rivals.
Try it on with the bride. If I've learnt anything from porn, its that there is nothing a bride loves more than gettin dogged senseless by a group of blokes on her wedding night. Failing that, finger a bridesmaid.
Fingering a bridesmaid is traditional. Except when it's your own wedding. Don't make that mistake like I did.
Must be a fingering while looking straight into her eyes, that's how they like it. But correct a big no no to do it at your own wedding, should have used a thumb.
At my wedding I'd already shagged one the three bridesmaids. And another two of the guests. All done before I met my wife. My wife only knows about two of them. One was so fat and ugly and can barely admit it to myself.
Wid the 1000 yard stare no freak them out? It wid freak me out if a burd did that while givin me a tug.
